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[Deezus]

Stripping. Desperation. Worry. Fear...
Some dude at a strip club staring at Madison's jiggling rear.

Sliding up and down the stripper pole...
Wishing she had Dave's Salty Success Sauce in her hole.

Lazy eye is cured, but molester-bro is back...
And her crazy-ass mom is addicted to crack.

Dave tried to save her, by making her his current flavor...
But her body and lack of dignity were the only things he savored.

A gentleman and a scholar, Dave tried to be her rock...
Until he posted ass pics so Jigo could yank on his cock.

Soon she will take her first hit of crack...
Grinding on the chubbies of latinos, whites, and blacks.

Then she will pop out her first illegitimate baby...
Thinking to herself: "Why didn't Dave save me?!"

 

[The Oi]

@David. being a rock and me masturbating to those pics are not mutually exclusive.

Still interested in seeing them.

 

[Lee]

So at first i thought Dave was a nice guy and just trying to help out a troubled friend.

Then he posts pics of the girl that she probably doesnt know exists and proves that all Dave is thinking about is how he can keep his slutty fuck toy close enough to treat as the cum dumpster that she has become.

Just when i thought there were nice guys in here, Dave comes in and proves what i already knew. All men are pigs and only look out for little pig.

 

[Man Called X]

Oh this thread has multiple felony charges written all over it.

 

[David.]

So at first i thought Dave was a nice guy and just trying to help out a troubled friend.

Then he posts pics of the girl that she probably doesnt know exists and proves that all Dave is thinking about is how he can keep his slutty fuck toy close enough to treat as the cum dumpster that she has become.

Just when i thought there were nice guys in here, Dave comes in and proves what i already knew. All men are pigs and only look out for little pig.

Troll

 

[Lee]

Troll

Really? Me? A troll? Here?

Maybe a hater, but not a troll.

 

[The Voice]

She has gigantic tits. Only ones that were comparable were porn star ex's fake ones.

Btw, madison is going to start stripping.

So is Madison the one Dave was banging or is that her sister?


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[David.]

not even necessary to go into, but they are still just as bad as ever.

reason for the post:

family is gone on vacation, except madison. She is watching the house. which means i am too

What fun things can I do to pasivelly aggressively get them?

ok, ill post a couple

her mother randomly texted me 'piece of shit' a month ago. I didnt say anything but took a screenshot and texted madison. the mother says 'i obviously made it up myself and she had nothing to do with it.' dumbass step dad believes it, at least on the surface. eventually texted back that I was happy she was still thinking of me (secretly, i want to bang the shit out of the mom. It would be the most fucked up, aggressive sex ever)

madison bought something online, a hoody, whatever. little sister is a shithead. usps says its delivered, its nowhere. coincidentally, the sister's bf buys her the exact same item for xmas. The exast, same, item. Color, item, size. The family says he definitely didnt take it and madison is a bitch

 

[The Voice]

Anal?


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[David.]

done