Feel like guys are making some jokes here. I’m not into that, especially when it has to do with Polish people and gay guys.
Let’s get back on topic.
I knew a Polish guy named Jan who moved from America back home looking for a job. He also said he could get any job he wanted, because he saw listings for them on boards all over the cities when he’d visit. He just hadn’t called yet because he didn’t need one.
I suggested, like you guys, that he call ahead before committing. Well before one of his trips back home, he had a friend give him one of the listings so he could call ahead. He said the friend seemed a little confused at first. He figured maybe he was underqualified or something, but didn’t ask too many questions.
Well, finally Jan heads back to Poland and he gets dressed up for his interview. Black Armani suit, black leather belt hair, hair slicked back, brown monk strap shoes. Ready to go.
He called me right after the interview.
“Oi. Bad news. I blew it.”
What do you mean, I said?
“Well first off, when I went to shake the guys hand and asked if he was there about the job, he nodded and stuck his dick in my hand.”
