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JW was incredibly but lovingly predictable, but I think that was the point. Obviously, the movie has some holes plot wise, and scientifically(when it boils down to it, Jurassic World is a movie about dinosaurs coming back to life) but you have to walk into it expecting them. It needs to be easy to follow for the kids, while action packed at the same time.

8/10
 
ted 2 - 7/10. I thought it was funny, but i never lol'd. Some funny cameos including jay leno.
 
TJ Detweiler said:
JW was incredibly but lovingly predictable, but I think that was the point. Obviously, the movie has some holes plot wise, and scientifically(when it boils down to it, Jurassic World is a movie about dinosaurs coming back to life) but you have to walk into it expecting them. It needs to be easy to follow for the kids, while action packed at the same time.

8/10
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I saw JW with my 10 year old nephew. We spent the entire time whispering, "That was cool" or "Did you see that?"

The movie did it's job - 7/10
 
If I really wanted a blender I could literally walk outside of my residence and buy one at around twenty different places within a 5 minute radius.




I happen to live inside the Randall Park Mall, but that's not really relevant.



Edit: I see that the Randall Park Mall was closed nearly six years ago. Substitute any shitty mall to complete the joke.

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Shakalu M.D. said:
How hard is it to get a blender? I mean, really?
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I'm in college, work a minimum wage summer job, and still live with my parents. Why would I need a blender? So I can make my own JUICE *Dave Chappelle voice* I'm not that type of person that digs up roots from my backyard, spends $100 in the produce section at Whole Foods, just so I can see what that bullshit tastes like.
 
The Oi said:
If I really wanted a blender I could literally walk outside of my residence and buy one at around twenty different places within a 5 minute radius.




I happen to live inside the Randall Park Mall, but that's not really relevant.



Edit: I see that the Randall Park Mall was closed nearly six years ago. Substitute any shitty mall to complete the joke.

Edit edit: Please rate this joke template on a scale of -5 to 1.8
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i always wondered why cleveland was known as'the blender city' makes sense now

I liked JW but obviously its contrived and follows a very predictable plot. Those things dont bother me. What did bother me was this:
The music early on; we get it john williams did an amazing theme and you want us to realsie the start is all an introduction, but dont play the score through the dialogue!
Chris pratt; in guardians it made sense for him to do mockingly macho poses, i thought it was on purpose. Turns out its how he acts the hero. Not a good fit for this film as the poor character development made him a cut out hero. Should be fine for indy though
7.5/10
 
TJ Detweiler said:
I'm in college, work a minimum wage summer job, and still live with my parents. Why would I need a blender? So I can make my own JUICE *Dave Chappelle voice* I'm not that type of person that digs up roots from my backyard, spends $100 in the produce section at Whole Foods, just so I can see what that bullshit tastes like.
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Blenders are super important. How else do you make your frozen passion fruit daiquiris?
 
Just saw Dope. Very good movie, had some aspects of typical "inner city movie" but story was different and it really showed how kids want to go against the grain of the typical ghetto lifestyle.
 
macbdog said:
Jurassic World: 5/10

Basically 5 points for special effects and dinosaurs eating each other. The plot was awful and none of it made sense. So let me get this straight: one division of InGen conspired with another sector of InGen to steal InGen technology from InGen while in the process ruining InGen so they can take over InGen. None of it was even remotely plausible. At least give me something.

They never really gave a good reason for the Asian scientist to betray the company he had worked for for 30 years- least of all in a way that would lead to a bunch of deaths. The supposed 'bad guy' didn't strike me as bad, just a hollow cliche. The character development was as bad as Avatar. And the ending was awful, with the DeuxExMachinasaurus that kept jumping up and eating shit. If the damn thing jumps up to eat everything that comes near its pond, then why has it never breached the enclosure previously to snack on the thousands of human chicken nuggets that daily massed in that plaza??? The ending was just awful. And get ready for a bunch of sequels- that was the only reason why the Dr. got off the island with the embryos, so we can get the Pepsisaurus in the next movie. Look, it was fun to watch for the visuals and for that I can't competely berate it. But wow was that plot awful.
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One part of InGen wanted to weaponize the dinosaurs and the other part wanted to keep them it in the spirit of Hammond and use them strictly for educational purposes.

B.D. Wong's role as conspirator I think basically came down to him wanting to push this whole dinosaur creation thing as far as he could and possibly being burnt out with having to try to create the latest and greatest attraction.

It certainly isn't the cleanest plot, but I thought the way they aped most of the beats of the first movie and turned a raptor into Beethoven the dog were far worse offenses.

That being said, I'd still probably put it ahead of the other sequels, but I think it's pretty clear by now that they won't ever recapture the magic of the first film. I hope they get some better writers in for the eventual sequels though.
 
Nightcrawler.

8/10. The end was awful, but Jake G was so excellent and believable throughout that it over-rode it.
 
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