RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

[Randolphkeys]

I don't expect to hear from @Tornicade - I think he liked the idea of going out on top. I believe I found the right guy to take over his team, waiting for it to be official.

That said: I think since he will be taking over a champion roster, the new owner can keep one player this year, then enter keeping two the following year. When @Hurl Bruce took over a stacked championship roster and kept two it didn't seem fair.

Let me know your thoughts on this.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Let him keep two, but make the round of his pick be higher than it usually is.

 

[FiveThous]

I'm fine with letting them keep 2.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Alright, our new member will be @jking948 - I know we usually force the new guy to do some kind of stupid human trick to join the league, but I'm pressed for time this week and want to move things along.

If you want to tell a story of the dumbest crap you did in college or something as an icebreaker, jking, go for it.

Sounds like everyone is good with you keeping two players, I think you will be fine with that agreement! Your predecessor had some quality late round picks and free agency finds. PM me your choices and any questions once you get the invite to take the team.

Welcome aboard! We are now at 14 teams.

 

[Man Called X]

Ah horseshit.

He gets out of humiliating himself, then he's gotta take part in a week 1 challenge. No way around it.

@jking948 better be ready. I had to rub marshmallow creme on my nipples while I sang a song to get into this league. Don't fuck it up.

 

[Jordan]

I’ve got an embarrassing college story!

My buddies and I got really drunk before our last fraternity chapter. At the chapter meeting, I decided I wanted to sit down, and drunk me thought going to the bathroom to do so would be more appropriate than just pulling up a chair. The fraternity spent a few hours looking for me, while in reality, I had fallen asleep on a toilet with my pants on...

I hope this helps. I will be more than prepared to thank y'all and ask if I may have another.

 

[Man Called X]

I’ve got an embarrassing college story!

My buddies and I got really drunk before our last fraternity chapter. At the chapter meeting, I decided I wanted to sit down, and drunk me thought going to the bathroom to do so would be more appropriate than just pulling up a chair. The fraternity spent a few hours looking for me, while in reality, I had fallen asleep on a toilet with my pants on...

I hope this helps. I will be more than prepared to thank y'all and ask if I may have another.

Your embarrassing and my embarrassing are two way different things. Now, if you had shit yourself before your bros found you, embarrassing.

 

[Jordan]

Your embarrassing and my embarrassing are two way different things. Now, if you had shit yourself before your bros found you, embarrassing.

... and we’ve arrived...

 

[Man Called X]

... and we’ve arrived...

Here this will make you feel better. I once went with friends to a party in Pittsburgh. I left the party with some redhead. I remember her talking about how she promised her boyfriend she wouldn't bring another guy home. Not sure if that was before or after she was slurping on the ol' balls. At some point I woke up, disoriented as fuck, tried to shit, fell off her shitter, got shit all over the bathroom and passed out on her couch. I woke up later in the day of her yelling at her male roommate for destroying the bathroom. I tried to get a ride, no one would come get my ass. Ended up stuck at her apt until later the next night when she drove me back to my vehicle in Ohio.. By the way, we missed our exit and ended up going all the way to Wheeling to turn back around on 7 to get to Steubenville.

No clue what that bitches name was, and I'm sure she's done her best to forget everything that happened that night.

No shame here tho.

 

[Randolphkeys]

So technically you have an hour to get me your keepers, @jking948 @The Wizard of Moz @FiveThous @Jack Brickman

Get it to me by the end of the day Tuesday or else everyone will just have to deal with all those young Pro Bowlers re-entering the draft pool.

 

[FiveThous]

Sent, thought it was today.

Thanks Keys!

 

[Hurl Bruce]

Is the player pool enriched or did everyone get their keepers in?

 

[Jordan]

So technically you have an hour to get me your keepers, @jking948 @The Wizard of Moz @FiveThous @Jack Brickman

Get it to me by the end of the day Tuesday or else everyone will just have to deal with all those young Pro Bowlers re-entering the draft pool.

Shot you a message, sorry. Something happened in London and a ton of my emails just came in when I landed. I’m off work today so, as soon as I get in, I’ll shoot you my preferences.

 

[Randolphkeys]

See the live lottery and keeper announcement here!

 

[Deezus]

WAIT KEYSSS!!!!

I PMed you literally minutes before you posted this with a keeper change!