RBF League 2023 - Gary Barnidge Classic!

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QB- Tony Romo
WR- DeAndre Hopkins
WR- Brandon Marshall
RB- Adrian Peterson
RB- Jeremy Hill
TE- Jason Witten
Flex- Nelson Agholor
K- Gostowski
Def- STL

Bench- Mark Ingram, Eddie Royal, Matthew Stafford, Heath Miller, Denard Robinson

 

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QB- Tony Romo
WR- DeAndre Hopkins
WR- Brandon Marshall
RB- Adrian Peterson
RB- Jeremy Hill
TE- Jason Witten
Flex- Nelson Agholor
K- Gostowski
Def- STL

Bench- Mark Ingram, Eddie Royal, Matthew Stafford, Heath Miller, Denard Robinson

I love your team. I think you are gonna compete for a top 3 spot.


Oh, @Deezus ........................... @Randolphkeys

 

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Hopefully someone loses on a stat correction after talking mass quantities of shit This year

@Randolphkeys @Deezus

 

[Randolphkeys]

Hopefully someone loses on a stat correction after talking mass quantities of shit This year

@Randolphkeys @Deezus

I did get my comeuppance for talking shit, but I filled your lives with song!

Deezus still hiding from RCF in fear of the wager... I'm sure he is just really busy...

 

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Always a good idea to name your team after a guy who is a 50/50 shot to make the Browns roster.

So you're saying he's "halfway there!"

He'll make it I swear...

 

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I did get my comeuppance for talking shit, but I filled your lives with song!

Deezus still hiding from RCF in fear of the wager... I'm sure he is just really busy...

I'm not going to lie... I watched a video of a guy eating a whole onion last night.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I'm not going to lie... I watched a video of a guy eating a whole onion last night.

I'm okay with the loser just eating around the side leaving an "onion core". Week one: We doing this or what?

 

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This is an unfair bet. @Deezus is immune to mouthing onion flavored things after he went through his "chubby chaser" phase.

 

[Randolphkeys]

This is an unfair bet. @Deezus is immune to mouthing onion flavored things after he went through his "chubby chaser" phase.

I'm open to a karaoke throwdown, I was just brainstorming.

 

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I'm open to a karaoke throwdown, I was just brainstorming.

Karaoke at a local bar and have your friend record it.

And in Deez's case, that friend will have to be a cup to hold up his phone.


EDIT: There's a bar here in Cbus*** called Mickey's where a lot of people go and karaoke hardcore rock songs. I have even seen dudes wear the slipknot or whatever band that is mask. With crazy spikes and shit. He can go in there and sing "Let it Go" or Mariah Carey Christmas songs.

***I think Deez is in Cbus??

 

[Randolphkeys]

Karaoke at a local bar and have your friend record it.

We have young kids, I know I'd have to bend over backwards for something like that to happen. YouTube sing along is fine by me.

Deezy went back under the desk with a loaf of Wonderbread and peanut butter... may not see him again until week 2...

 

[Deezus]

I'm okay with the loser just eating around the side leaving an "onion core". Week one: We doing this or what?

Fuck it. I'm in.

 

[Deezus]

There's a bar here in Cbus*** called Mickey's where a lot of people go and karaoke hardcore rock songs. I have even seen dudes wear the slipknot or whatever band that is mask. With crazy spikes and shit. He can go in there and sing "Let it Go" or Mariah Carey Christmas songs.

***I think Deez is in Cbus??

I've been to Mickey's!!! A bunch of my buddies used to live at the corner of 5th and North Star nearby. I remember being there, hammered out of my mind once when I was 25 and living in Raleigh, but was back in town for a live fantasy draft.

My Girlfriend (now my wife) and I walked from Mickey's to to a gas station to grab something (probably a banana and some lube) and I noticed this semi-large/muscular dude that was tattooed all over just absolutely staring her down and she mentioned she was uncomfortable... Being full of liquid courage, I yelled something like "WHY DON'T YOU STOP FUCKING STARING?!" or something along those lines as he was leaving the gas station.

When we walked back to Mickey's, we had just sat back down with our friends at the bar when I noticed the same tattooed dude walking towards me. He calmly sat down next me and said "You were lucky back there. If I just hadn't gotten out of prison Monday, I would have bit your fucking face off!" then walked away.

About a half hour later, I walked over to him and bought him a shot... explained that I was drunk off my ass and was looking out for my girl. The dude ended up loving me and we did a bunch of shots and performed Pantera's "Fucking Hostile" from the classic "Vulgar Display of Power" album together.


...I really lucked out on that one! Dude would have murdered me. Lesson learned.

 

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Was it @Damage ?

 

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I've been to Mickey's!

Yeah, man. Went there one night after a long night of drinking and everyone was down to karaoke. We ended up singing songs from Backstreet Boys and shit, and 90's alternative and hit it off with some girls at the bar. Everyone else pretty much fucking hated us.

Haven't been back since

When you walk in there ready to sing "I want it that way" and you see people dressed and dancing like..

...you know it's a one time thing.

Fun bar, though. Cheap.