Unless something crazy happens in the 4th quarter, we are going to be saying goodbye for a year to
@FiveThous. I'd like to give a little eulogy while I'm here... Feel free to add on.
Five was a polarizing figure indeed. You either loved him or hated him. I couldn't get enough of the nutjob. From the weekly updates of his other four leagues, None of which we asked for, to the excuses for his own cellar dwelling in this league, he made his own fun. We were just along for the ride.
He is, by far, the record holder for karaoke punishments. He loved to sing, make bad trades, and laugh.
I do feel fairly responsible for
@FiveThous getting the boot because I picked up his third rounder after an ill-advised early season drop, and Golden Tate blew the fuck up in our head to head matchup this week. It was vengeful, and I'm 99℅ sure Golden Tate has no idea who Fiver even is. The world can be a cruel place.
If Fiver taught us anything, it's fuck running backs. Seriously, don't even draft them.
See you on the other side, Five! Playoffs are upon us.