Shiver me Timbers! Rumors with a Side Order of Ooompph... Breathe it In!

[Storm Sutherland]

Don't get me started on puppies. I have some primo pics of them as well. I'm just waiting for the right time to let them out into the Forum wild

 

[demondeacs13]

Storm, you are my favorite poster ever.

Not because of substance but because I can get the sensation of being high by reading your posts out-loud. You are second only to William Shakespeare himself as far as crafting your work.

Keep chillin, my papa penguin.

You're giving dear old William entirely too much credit.

Shakespeare has NOTHING on Storm.

The Storm >>> The Tempest.

Not even close.

 

[Storm Sutherland]

Shakes had Hamlet. Hambone to the those not initiated.

Am I on his level? Most likely yes.

The Tempest? No, Prospero shall rule the day.



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[theSTEREO.]

Hmmm. I'm a professional writer. I'm not sure about the whole jibberish jive.

I'm trying to find my post asking people to follow me blindly.

I apologize that your parents follow me on Twitter

It would be a severe shame and a crime to humanity if you weren't.

 

[Storm Sutherland]

I'm working on it. People don't know style though. I write too honest and meaningful for some people. I've mastered this language to the point that I've twisted it and conformed it to my own set up beliefs.

These beliefs are always cute, innocent, and downright sticky...

The paper business is dying, the internet is crying. People need a voice. I just want money to afford a trip to Chipotle.

I'm working on it. People don't know style though. I write too honest and meaningful for some people. I've mastered this language to the point that I've twisted it and conformed it to my own set of beliefs.

These beliefs are always cute, innocent, and downright sticky...

The paper business is dying, the internet is crying. People need a voice. I just want money to afford a trip to Chipotle.

 

[WeinerSoBig]

The mods need to make an exception, and they need to figure out a way to allow Storm to thank himself in his own posts.

 

[CavsFinals2016]

You gotta love Storm's posts. Not only because of his work, but because it brings out celebrities like Lt. Dan-No Legs, and Weiner so big

 

[MJA1080]

Sir Storm,

I recommend Foxsaver for Firefox. There are always cute animal pictures popping up. When will see pictures of cats and dogs, together?

Oh and I'd love for you to write one of my college papers. Your ideas would probably cause my teachers to give up teaching because of your greatness and their inferiority.

 

[bcort]

I don't get to type.

Well it's about damn time.

 

[The Oi]

You gotta love Storm's posts. Not only because of his work, but because it brings out celebrities like Lt. Dan-No Legs, and Weiner so big

Yeah, but you know a guy's legit when he gets Ron Mexic out to play.