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The Doomsday Thread: Are you preparing?

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I had a dream today (it was so weird and uncomfortable)...all I can remember is that my Dad, brothers and I were standing in front of my jeep, in front of my house just talking. Sky was grey (how the sky looks when its about to rain)...all the sudden to the left of us, a plane goes down in flames at the end of my street, a block away..I asked "Did anyone see that?!" and then another one dropped a block up the street (literally the street goes up, flat and then down) where my buddy lives..it was quiet then an impact from that second one hit us (gust of wind and a loud BOOM). My twin brother was in panic and took off looking for his wife (her parents live on the downside of the street that goes towards the highway)..I woke up in panic and felt really uncomfortable. Really fucked up..too hard to explain what I saw in my dream.

I for one have mocked this whole "doomsday" and made a joke "I'm calling in Friday on Thursday, because the world is 'going to end'"..but after having that dream, I worry a little bit about it now, still having that feeling when I woke up..

Also, when this blows over..why can't the guy that predicted we would all die on that day be put in prison or stoned to death? He basically is "plotting", if you think about it...causing a threat to everyone on planet Earth. That pisses me off.
 
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Did you know 60% of Americans thought Mary and Joseph were married at the time of Jesus' birth?

I think those same people frequent this thread.
 
Anyone else calling up 2 chicks and taking viagra on Friday?
 
Did you know 60% of Americans thought Mary and Joseph were married at the time of Jesus' birth?

I think those same people frequent this thread.




America...Fuck Yea!!!
 
Did you know 60% of Americans thought Mary and Joseph were married at the time of Jesus' birth?

I think those same people frequent this thread.

It's not all that surprising really. In the book of Matthew Joseph is referred to as her husband. That's probably where a lot of the confusion comes from. either that or people are dumb.

For the record I'm an agnostic, I just find religion interesting so I've read a lot about it.
 
Enjoy your last day on Earth gentlemen.
 
http://buburuza.net/2008/08/seven-reasons-the-world-will-end-in-2012-proven-scientifically/

Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:

Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher
Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says…
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano
Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists
This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

I didn't know this was proven scientifically! Looks like sound use of the scientific method.
 
This is a s good aplace as any to tell this story. I had a dream last night that my sister told me she had slept with over 150 guys and then started hitting on me. I dont even..
 
Ok... I obviously don't think the world will end, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a tiny bit weirded out by the thought that there's a slim chance it could happen. Really, it has nothing to do with me thinking that 12/21/12 is "the day" or anything, its more the idea that, yes, if Yellowstone did blow... we'd be fucked. If an EMP or solar flare knocked out the power grid for an extended time... we'd be fucked. If a large asteroid slammed into Earth... we'd be fucked. If Quad shaved his eyebrows in front of a super large fan that blowed the trillions of dark, coarse, pube-like hairs into the atmosphere, thus blocking out the sun... we'd be fucked. And these really are things that *could* realistically happen.

I'm not going to lie... I have a few slabs of bottled water, a ton of canned food, some black double-sided dildos, and a ton of vaseline ready if I were to need it. Like the Boyscouts say... "Always be prepared!"
 
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I just ate a boiled sauerkraut kielbasa and a hot dog from a Croatian bingo hall in Western Pennsylvania...

The world may not end everywhere tomorrow, but there's goin to be something close in a 10*12ft space right around 7am tomorrow.
 

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