Winslow sent to hospital

[The Voice]

I just heard it on ESPN. Romeo Crennel won't say what is wrong with him. It's an undisclosed illness and K2 hasn't been feeling good for a few days. Stallworth is back and just when we thought we had all out guys back, Winslow goes to the hospital. Only in Cleveland! What's next?

I hope K2 is allright, he's put so much effort into this team after he F'd up earlier. He's a dominate TE and we needed him in NY against the Giants on Monday.

Anyone have any more info/discuss here!

 

[Maximus]

I'm going to go with a longshot here and predict Staphylococcus Aureus...

 

[B Mac]

Shut it all down.

Lets go for the first pick.

Shut it all down.

We are cursed.

 

[chiefwahoo]

OIC baby... OIC.

 

[Goggles11]

Mary Cay said he's expected to play. Out of anyone on the Brown's roster, the person I'm least worried about wimping out is Winslow. He'll only miss if he's seriously messed up. It's not like he's a Donte Stallworth, slipping on his maxipad and tearing four ligaments in his leg or something. Winsows a SOLDJUH.

 

[Lee]

Mary Cay said he's expected to play. Out of anyone on the Brown's roster, the person I'm least worried about wimping out is Winslow. He'll only miss if he's seriously messed up. It's not like he's a Donte Stallworth, slipping on his maxipad and tearing four ligaments in his leg or something. Winsows a SOLDJUH.

Funny, Stallworth cant play because a groin tweek....Winslow is able to play, and play well without a miinor thing like cartiledge in his knee.

 

[chiefwahoo]

Mary Cay said he's expected to play. Out of anyone on the Brown's roster, the person I'm least worried about wimping out is Winslow. He'll only miss if he's seriously messed up. It's not like he's a "Dainty" Stallworth, slipping on his maxipad and tearing four ligaments in his leg or something. Winsows a SOLDJUH.

fixed :chuckles:

 

[Goggles11]

Yeah, his bones are grinding away at each other yet he has the sac to go out there and give it his all every game. He's also the only damn player on our team to show some fire and back it up. Meanwhile Dainty/Douchey/Donte Stallworth gets some PMS cramps while stretching and misses 4 games.

Funny stuff, really.

 

[The Voice]

I'm going to go with a longshot here and predict Staphylococcus Aureus...

Not another staph infection...

 

[CornerThree]

from PFT

WINSLOW HAS SWOLLEN, UM, PARTS?
Posted by Mike Florio on October 10, 2008, 12:51 p.m. EDT

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)

Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isn’t serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.

The new winslow theme song.
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[Maximus]

Get Braylon in there asap to apply some damn ice!!!

 

[Dungong]

If my ballsac was swollen up like that I wouldn't tell anyone either

 

[jjc58]

Yeah, his bones are grinding away at each other yet he has the sac to go out there and give it his all every game. He's also the only damn player on our team to show some fire and back it up. Meanwhile Dainty/Douchey/Donte Stallworth gets some PMS cramps while stretching and misses 4 games.

Funny stuff, really.

In light of subsequent posts, I'd say it's even funnier than you intended.

 

[Splitz]

No way he plays now, they don't make cups for nuts that big.

 

[CavsRules]

Get Braylon in there asap to apply some damn ice!!!

Better yet, have Josh Cribbs wrap his sweaty towel around it!