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Zoe Saldana should be my wife!!!!

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This kid's a troll. I'm officially out of this one until it gets interesting again.
 
Jigo_oi said:
This kid's a troll. I'm officially out of this one until it gets interesting again.
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What he means is pics or no help.

I will gladly recap what has been said though:

Brett Favre Approach: Send her a dick pics and ask if she wants it.
40 Year old Virgin Approach: Show her your action figure collection.
The Celebrity/Business Mogul Approach: Show her the cash!
 
DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking kissed her! I let her read a poem about her that I wrote.
My friend is an ass. She must have finally seen that.
Thanks for all the help! It's all because of you motherfuckers! You guys rock!

Now how do I get laid? It's almost been a month and the last chick I banged was drunk as FUCK.
Could writing her a song really work? Could it get into her pants?

For real. All it took was manning up and telling her straight.
 
dcm226 said:
DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking kissed her! I let her read a poem about her that I wrote.
My friend is an ass. She must have finally seen that.
Thanks for all the help! It's all because of you motherfuckers! You guys rock!

Now how do I get laid? It's almost been a month and the last chick I banged was drunk as FUCK.
Could writing her a song really work? Could it get into her pants?

For real. All it took was manning up and telling her straight.
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Yeah, I'm bored, too. At least other people's lies are generally entertaining.
 
Ugh. This kid sucks. I'm hoping he'll do something to get himself banned.
 
dcm226 said:
DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking kissed her! I let her read a poem about her that I wrote.
My friend is an ass. She must have finally seen that.
Thanks for all the help! It's all because of you motherfuckers! You guys rock!

Now how do I get laid? It's almost been a month and the last chick I banged was drunk as FUCK.
Could writing her a song really work? Could it get into her pants?

For real. All it took was manning up and telling her straight.
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Just get real close to her and whisper in her ear "An"
 
MattyFos said:
Text her a picture of your junk and be like "Bitch, you want this?"
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No black chick is gonna answer "yes" to that question when she sees dcm's wang. If he had a big cock, he would inevitably have more confidence and not be so lame. The 4 inch white snake isn't gonna soak anyone's panties.
 
She probably kissed you out of pity because you wrote her a poem.

I bet it was one of those awwww how cute kisses that will get you nowhere.

Give up and just come out of the closet, at least she'll want to shop with you then. Maybe you'll get to see a titty in the changing room
 
Jigo_oi said:
This kid's a troll. I'm officially out of this one until it gets interesting again.
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Yep it's not even worth grave digging anymore. Sad because the thread had potential...
 
Her name is Pat. And I just found out her secret.

Yeah. I now know why her name is Pat. :thumbdown


So new question...

If you were in love with a chick. LOVE. Then you found out she had a dick.
Would you still chase?
 
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