For as much as we lament Paul Dolan's frugality, thank God he acts like a reasonable adult unlike this stooge.
Let's take a look at his claim..
Top teams in OPS
1. Toronto (4th in AL East, .534)
2. Houston (1st in AL West, .588)
3. Cincinnati (2nd, NL Central, .537)
4. Boston (3rd in AL East, .566)
5. San Francisco (1st in NL West, .650)
6. LA Dodgers (2nd in NL West, .617)
7. Atlanta (1st in NL East, .533)
8. Chicago White Sox (1st in AL Central, .583)
9. Washington (4th in NL East, .429)
10. Minnesota (4th in AL Central, .442)
Top teams in slugging:
1. Toronto (4th in AL East, .534)
2. Boston (3rd in AL East, .566)
3. San Francisco (1st in NL West, .650)
4. Houston (1st in AL West, .588)
5. Cincinnati (2nd, NL Central, .537)
6. Atlanta (1st in NL East, .533)
7. LA Dodgers (2nd in NL West, .617)
8. Minnesota (4th in AL Central, .442)
9. Tampa (1st in AL East, .608)
10. Chicago White Sox (1st in AL Central, .583)
The only two real surprise teams on this list are Washington and Minnesota. And as far as teams not on this list, only the As and Brewers.