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Remember when your bitch fest was about our record against +.500 teams?They have 10 DHs, I'm sure one or two will pitch
Remember when your bitch fest was about our record against +.500 teams?They have 10 DHs, I'm sure one or two will pitch
Senator, I knew Moses, and you are no Moses.I always thought it was Alexander Cartwright who received the tablets from Moses upon which was written: the bases shall be 90 feet apart; home plate shall be 17 inches wide; the pitching rubber shall be 60 feet 6 inches from home plate; the ball shall consist of a core made of cork and rubber, or similar material, which is wrapped in yarn and covered with two pieces of cow- or horsehide connected by 108 double-stitches of red thread…
I'm flattered that you bring my bitch fest up, it sure takes a bitch to know one.Remember when your bitch fest was about our record against +.500 teams?
I actually got it wrong. Moses was the RECIPIENT of the tablets. So Alexander Cartwright plays the role of MOSES, in this analogy.Senator, I knew Moses, and you are no Moses.
(A paraphrase of one of the most devastating campaign lines of all time)
I am always struck by how perfect the measurements in American sports are - to maximize excitement - and how IMPERFECT they are in English/European sports.Senator, I knew Moses, and you are no Moses.
(A paraphrase of one of the most devastating campaign lines of all time)