The Wizard of Moz
Punishing This Air
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Evening mother fuckers
Someone catch me up on all the spicy takes
Someone catch me up on all the spicy takes
Hue Jackson so pissed that Sashi is caving to Haslam who wants to take Trubisky #1 that he's literally locked himself in his office and is working on his resume for the QB coaching gig he will inevitably be hired for once gets shitcanned for going 2-14 next year.Evening mother fuckers
Someone catch me up on all the spicy takes
I've been disconnected from the world for about 2 weeks so Im basically emerging from a tunnel. You can be 100% misleading me but this is now what I believe. Time to catch up on this puppyHue Jackson so pissed that Sashi is caving to Haslam who wants to take Trubisky #1 that he's literally locked himself in his office and is working on his resume for the QB coaching gig he will inevitably be hired for once gets shitcanned for going 2-14 next year.
I've been disconnected from the world for about 2 weeks so Im basically emerging from a tunnel. You can be 100% misleading me but this is now what I believe. Time to catch up on this puppy
Evening mother fuckers
Someone catch me up on all the spicy takes
Fuck don't tell me Holmgren is backA evil monster has killed the Browns FO and has taken over the duties and plans to pick a kicker with the first pick. Basically as good as most the actual rumors.
I've been disconnected from the world for about 2 weeks so Im basically emerging from a tunnel. You can be 100% misleading me but this is now what I believe. Time to catch up on this puppy
A evil monster has killed the Browns FO and has taken over the duties and plans to pick a kicker with the first pick. Basically as good as most the actual rumors.
Alternate hot take: The draft is a game of poker. There's vig in poker which is why Sashi doesn't play draft poker, he plays draft chess. He's so good at draft chess that everyone thinks we want to trade up for Mitchell Trubisky when the data tell us that the hairless guy from Tennessee is a mortal lock for the hall of fame. Also, Sashi convinced a woman to accuse Gareon Conley of rape just so we can take him at #33.
Fuck don't tell me Holmgren is back
Also, Sashi has known for 2 weeks who the #1 pick would be. He swears he's only told a couple people. However, as we look in on Berea offices, we see: https://youtu.be/WFKDJPdhMYU?t=7s
Fuck don't tell me Holmgren is back
I've been disconnected from the world for about 2 weeks so Im basically emerging from a tunnel. You can be 100% misleading me but this is now what I believe. Time to catch up on this puppy