Fuckin' bullshit. Of course the Astros would fulfill Sports Illustrated's prophecy from 3 years ago while the Indians would sink in the mud. Of course the Astros would seize the moment and make their city proud, thus giving them hope after horrific strife, while the Indians would add another glimmering piece to their already-swelling choking mantle. Of course this would result in Houston's first WS title, just a year after the Cubs broke a historic 108-year old drought...against the Indians. Of course Verlander would get plucked from the hell that is Detroit with 2 seconds remaining in the deadline and win a ring, while Kluber gets rocked in his only 2 postseason appearances. Of course we'd outbid the Yankees for the services of Jay Bruce only to lose to them in the first round.
...and to make matters worse, we don't even have the Cavs to quell the disappointment.
FUCKIN'. BULLSHIT.