2022 Season | Series #42 | Mariners @ Guardians | Sep. 2-4, 2022

[Benway]

Oh damn, that dog is Real!

 

[33Y0]

Straw in his last 7 games:
.435 AVG, 4 BB, 4 K, 1 SB, .519 OBP

Straw in his last 15 games:
.389 AVG, 4 BB, 5 K, 3 SB, .431 OBP

Straw in his last 30 games:
.263 AVG, 8 BB, 13 K, 5 SB, .318 OBP

Stats and all....

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Should have purchased the shocker chair and a jar of peanut butter for the dog.

.....and what are you doing with a picture of my grandma on the bookshelf?

I keep a picture of my "lay of the week" up there.

Your grandma's NASTY

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

Oh damn, that dog is Real!

Yes, Schmoodle is real.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

It's curious that I get band for muh muh muh personal attacks....

Actually, I think it was for being
a deliberately disruptive stirrer of fecal matter that required moderators to take far too much time out of their day to babysit.

You might not see that anywhere in a list of bannable offenses, but fortunately for us, we get to make them up as we go along.

 

[DickyLeftridge]

What do you all think the maudes excuse for banning me will be? Please vote in the pole:

A: Personal attacks
B: Conduct detrimental to the bored
C: Driving down bored traffic despite having more replies in an hour than this board has seen all weak
D: All of the above
E: All of the below
F: Myles Straw
H: Poland shouldn't exist
L: Charles X was France's best king
N: What about @The Oi?

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

This place fucking sucks.

I'm going to go post on another bored.

I sense a change coming soon. I'd ask you and others to stick around and see what it brings.

 

[Criznit]

Should have purchased the shocker chair and a jar of peanut butter for the dog.

.....and what are you doing with a picture of my grandma on the bookshelf?

That is weird.. Most of us keep them under the mattress..

 

[Real Deal]

Say hello to @Birdy89 for us

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

What do you all think the maudes excuse for banning me will be? Please vote in the pole:

A: Personal attacks
B: Conduct detrimental to the bored
C: Driving down bored traffic despite having more replies in an hour than this board has seen all weak
D: All of the above
E: All of the below
F: Myles Straw

G: Naming yourself after a Pittsburgh Steeler from the 1960's

 

[CDAV45]

I keep a picture of my "lay of the week" up there.

Your grandma's NASTY

My Granny is a freak? Never would have guessed that one.

 

[CDAV45]

I sense a change coming soon. I'd ask you and others to stick around and see what it brings.

Bimbo loves us. He's not going to let a knucklehead or 2 chase him off.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

My Granny is a freak? Never would have guessed that one.

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

No, it wasn't. It was for personal attacks. Sorry you can't rewrite history. Want a link? Here you go. But thank you for acknowledging to everyone that the "muh muh muh personal attacks" line was merely a pretextual lie by your boss. I'll take it.

2022 Season | Series #42 | Mariners @ Guardians | Sep. 2-4, 2022

The summary goes beyond that. dicky.. no.. it doesn't..

realcavsfans.com

1) Reading comprehension is a great skill to develop. Sebastian stated your ban was for personal attacks. Q-Tip is telling you the reason for your next ban. Cmon bub, keep up.
2) Conveniently, mods delete posts that contain personal attacks. So, most of them are gone.
3) However, this response remains. It's a nice reminder of the past, and shows that you haven't changed your ways:

First, vulgarity is not reprimandable. So stow your holier-than-thou bullshit while you personally attack everyone on the board who's within swinging distance.

The place where mods can do something is when you state "Let’s just put it out there what it is, the only people supporting Straw and shoving this down our throats are doing it for personal, emotional rather than logical reasons." You are making personal attacks against anyone who holds an opinion different than your own.

That is what's bullshit. That is what you have done since you joined this board, and have continued to do. And that's where a moderator like @The Human Q-Tip or @Wham with the Right Hand should, ideally, step in and do something so the board doesn't have to constantly deal with the antagonistic drivel you continue to spew.

It's also kind of you to assume that anyone who has a problem with your out-of-line behavior MUST clearly disagree with the baseball argument tucked away in there. I wonder why you are painting anyone who calls out bad behavior an enemy.





If you want to know my personal take on Myles Straw, I think the Myles Straw we see for the majority of his remaining MLB career is going to be closer to the .333-ish OBP% he was for multiple years than the terrible batter he's been the past couple of months.

Is that player still even league average at the plate? No. Does a slightly-below-average bat who plays elite defense in CF and provides speed on the base path, while seeing a good number of pitches per at bat have a place in this league, especially as your 9-hole hitter? I'd say yes.

I'm not overly confident in that guess. But if you force me to place my chips on one side or the other, I'm typically going to go on the side of the established track record rather than the current slump.

 

[BimboColesHair]

Bimbo loves us. He's not going to let a knucklehead or 2 chase him off.

I love my sanity more. No offense.