2023 Browns Off-Season Thread II: Free Agent Marathon: Settling in for the Long Haul: Slow and Steady: Patience is a Virtue: Loose Lips Sink Ships!

[Phil Mixtape]

This morn on the radio they described Berry called in and described the thief as about “6’4, wearing a dark pullover and dress pants. Sort of Mormon-looking.”

Did he mean to say "moron" looking?

 

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[AZ_]

Think Pickett drives a Hyundai Genesis because his hands are too small for an SUV?

 

[FrontPageNews]

Shocker Winfrey was at the club.

Dude spends more time at the club than the facilities.

 

[Lee]

This will help attract free agents for sure. Come play in Cleveland and be a target for crime rings and get your car stolen at gun point.

It happens in every major city, not sure Cleveland is unique, hopefully the Browns do something extra to help out though to make him feel wanted and protected. Loaner car if he needs it?

 

[Lee]

I really don't want to turn this into a political discussion...but I think I would rather be the victim of a Hilary Duff facesitting ring. She is my preferred former Disney star.

If its a ring, it has to be all Disney Starts....Hillary, Zendaya, Miley, Brittany, Selena Gomez, Demi, ect....I realize not all of them are your favorites, but for accuracy, if its a ring, it has to be multiple face sittings.

I am here if you need help getting through the ring, you can have Hilary, i am taking Selena.

 

[Lee]

Shocker Winfrey was at the club.

Dude spends more time at the club than the facilities.

I am not mad at Winfrey as a guy in his early 20's being at the club in the offseason, this is the time for him to enjoy his youth and money. Lets not victim blame here, people should not fucking steal cars.

 

[Bob_The_Cat]

Disgusting. I’m curious to how this is being done and how they know where the players are at? Following them? Tracking them somehow? Inside job as this only has happened to Browns players and not Guardians, Cavs?

My guess? Social media. Likely seeing players posting their locations on stories, snaps, etc then reaching out to them.

You can likely get on their profiles and see what kind of cars they’re driving. All it would probably take is someone creating fake profiles pretending to be attractive women to get all their location and information from them. They just wait until they’re drunk and thirsty.

If Manti T’eo, who seems intelligent and like an all-around good guy, could get catfished and have a fake fiancé I’m sure it’s not hard to figure out what bar an NFL player is drinking at and what at he’s driving.

 

[FrontPageNews]

I am not mad at Winfrey as a guy in his early 20's being at the club in the offseason, this is the time for him to enjoy his youth and money. Lets not victim blame here, people should fucking steal cars.

Winfrey is at the club more than just the offseason. He’s like one step below Johnny.

 

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Shocker Winfrey was at the club.

Dude spends more time at the club than the facilities.

 

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