chris andersen (one ugly woman)

[PIP]

first off--- don't ask why i was on the hornets website (cause i don't even know)

second---i came across this ugly ass picture of what i thought was a manly looking woman at first glance (like that ohio area female boxer).. only to read further and find out is was chris andersen..

is it just me, or does this look like a mutan woman ?

 

[Mac]

Way to waste 30 seconds of my time...lol..

He ruined it for all white guys to ever be in the dunk contest again, I know that much..

 

[PIP]

my bad MAC--- (it does hurt the eyes, i understand)

however-- for great "WHITE UPS" just pop in that tape of the 96 dunk contest, and watch "BONES" barry fly gracefully thru the air (2 feet inside the freethrow line) with his gay ass warmup jacket on...

if i couldn't dunk, that would have been all i could look up too-- thank god for the height :chuckles:

 

[NarlCavs]

He looks like a guy who had a sex change operation and is now a woman. It looks like he's wearing women's clothes too.

His dunk contest performance was a joke. Even me with my 3 inch vertical couldn't have done much worse.

 

[PIP]

the clothing really drives it home

 

[cdt]

maybe crossdressing tickles his fancy since he cant do shit in terms of dunking..

 

[Karma]

As camp as his outfit and look maybe, he sure would have been the perfect big man for the Cavaliers.

 

[Kypus]

I haven't watched that dunk contest, I'm never going to either. I only saw Chris Anderson play once on the Nuggets and he was a 130% Anderson Varejao. Maybe a better comparison would be Varejao's "in your face" pressure combined with Andrew Declerq's defense (you know, all hussle, not as much talent, the kind where they somehow get their hand tangled in your tank top and piss you off), but without the steals. He was blocking @%! all over the place, hussling, and contesting everything. Of course at the time he was trying to earn a spot on the team, but for his career he's getting a block every 12 minutes. That comes out to 4 blocks per 48 mins! Aye carumba!

We could use another hyper energy guy with Varejao when he comes back.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/statistics?statsId=3598 (career stats)

I think what he's going for is 13 different hairstyles like Scott Pollard. I don't know about those clothes though, geeze...looks spooner-ish :thumbdown