Dave K has a test tube baby

[David.]

Relationships may just not be for me and my manifest destiny is to have a boy.

So I'm volunteering for big brothers and seeing how it goes. Then I'm probably finding a surrogate mother.

The country of Georgia is where you do this. Low cost and will work with single males. 40k or so will get me a little turkish Dave k.

Mom wants to help out with the kid and I'm hardly against it so relocation may be considered. I really should start looking into accounting so I'm not stuck here in SD should it make. More sense to he somewhere else.

Anyways, join me on this journey.

 

[Sebastian]

Get him a fish tank.

@The Oi

 

[The Oi]

Why not foster a male turtle? Plenty looking for homes, lower cost and they speak multiple languages.

 

[The Oi]

You could also adopt a highway or purchase a star. Much less work, more sleep, again...lower cost and longer lifespans.

 

[David.]

Why not foster a male turtle? Plenty looking for homes, lower cost and they speak multiple languages.

They Outlive you too

 

[Mike Manifesto]

Adopt a highway dude. They need cleaning and are an inanimate object and cannot take care of themselves. Be a responsible human and look out for the streets first and foremost.

 

[Surge]

If it's DaveK, there has to be a way to make money on this scheme.

 

[The Oi]

Adopt a highway dude. They need cleaning and are an inanimate object and cannot take care of themselves. Be a responsible human and look out for the streets first and foremost.

Describe the type of highway @David. should adopt. Include pictures.

 

[David.]

Pls help

 

[macbdog]

If it's DaveK, there has to be a way to make money on this scheme.

I get this feeling you think this is a bad thing? JP Morgan's dad did the same thing and he turned out to become the first billionaire. Dave K Jr will prob end up as the first Martian.

 

[MattyFos.]

Describe the type of highway @David. should adopt. Include pictures.

Preferably a road with lots of curves and pot holes he can molest. Maybe a guardrail he can wrap his meaty thighs around and hug while he sleeps.

 

[caf]

I get this feeling you think this is a bad thing? JP Morgan's dad did the same thing and he turned out to become the first billionaire. Dave K Jr will prob end up as the first Martian.

Rockefeller was the first billionaire.

JPMorgan owned the first billion dollar company (US Steel)

 

[David.]

Wait I don't even like kids

 

[BMAN]

This doesn't seem like a good idea.

 

[David.]

This doesn't seem like a good idea.

Poppycock