Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

[PIP]

The fact he’s not in a full body cast after this is a minor miracle ….

 

[Lee]

The fact he’s not in a full body cast after this is a minor miracle ….

His new nickname Ginger Rogers?

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

The fact he’s not in a full body cast after this is a minor miracle ….

I had no idea what that was, so I clicked on it...and there is no amount of eye-bleach that can get rid of that after it has been seen.

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

I am embarrassed for white people the world around.

 

[Lee]

I found this picture of Windler without hair

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

I am embarrassed for white people the world around.

I think the whole species should be embarassed.

 

[PIP]

I had no idea what that was, so I clicked on it...and there is no amount of eye-bleach that can get rid of that after it has been seen.

There’s white people and then there’s Dylan Windler White….

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

There’s white people and then there’s Dylan Windler White….

The worst part is that you know he practiced that shit in front of the mirror for days, and finally went public only when he thought it he had it down perfectly. I wouldn't be shocked if that mirror cracked itself just to end the torment.

In its own twisted way, though, it's right up there with this classic, backwards jersey and all:

 

[Cavatt]

The fact he’s not in a full body cast after this is a minor miracle ….

Just Like Beilein said. This guy is a hunter.

 

[weepinwillow]

I am embarrassed for white people the world around.

I'm working on those moves right now so I can use them to embarrass my 9 year old at his birthday party next weekend. The girl he likes will be there too.. gonna be some pretty special Dad drops going on that day.

 

[PIP]

I’m just glad to see him working on his game…. Pretty obvious to see why there’s been zero improvement….

 

[2 For The Brew]

I am embarrassed for white people the world around.

I can’t speak for other white people but I’m embarrassed as fuq. Thanks Dy. Go back to eating your Wonder Bread Mayo sandwich. I’m rinsing my eyes with sriracha sauce.

Only white person on the rock happy about this is Billy Squier. His ass is off the hook.

If somebody puts this video to the Stepien Cavalier Polka Fight Song I’m going to puke myself to death.

Koby should be put on trial for this.

I‘m literally terrified this makes the National media because this is more embarrassing than a burning river. It justifies every Cleveland put down out there.

Bring back the food throw bros JR and KPJ. Bring back Brother Red. Bring back Jiri Welsch, Darius Miles and Ricky Davis. Trade for Simmons and Wiggins. Bring Boozer back. Sign Andre Rison. Hire Hue Jackson again. Build a statue of Art Modell. I don’t care - just get this embarrassing shit out of Cleveland!

If Shaq gets ahold of this he’ll have to retire “Shaqtin a fool.” Nothing will beat this.

 

[2 For The Brew]

I'm working on those moves right now so I can use them to embarrass my 9 year old at his birthday party next weekend. The girl he likes will be there too.. gonna be some pretty special Dad drops going on that day.

If the kid has any gumption he’ll kick you right in the nuts.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Only white person on the rock happy about this is Billy Squier. His ass is off the hook.

That will never happen:

 

[weepinwillow]

That will never happen:

to be fair, Billy probably grew up idolizing Mick Jagger's dance moves and then tried to pair it with the early 80's androgyny..prisoner of the moment, I guess.