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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
Value basketball knowledge or communication skills in a sideline reporter more than attractiveness. Being attractive helps with getting the audience's attention for brief time, but the proficiency at her job is what makes her time on TV worthwhile. There are many other outlets for seeing attractive women, not sure why guys always go the boomer route of ogling a sideline reporter or the weather lady. :chuckle:

We have been lucky to have three solid reporters in Allie, Angel, and now Serena.

Now for the guy that spends more time on the sideline than the court: Dylan Windler! I think the only problem I have with his game is his lack of feel for when to chuck up threes. Almost like he doesn't know what to do with the ball unless it's obvious to shoot. He plays the right way, needs to reduce his fouls on defense, but that will come with experience. I can forsee him putting shit together towards the end of the season/playoffs and having some confidence building performances.

For a guy named "DirtyDan," your stance on misogyny is...disappointing?
 
Windler has looked a lot better the last few times he's been out there (at least he doesn't look as scared as earlier in the season).

It would be nice if JBB could guarantee him 5 minutes a night, especially with Markkanen out, to build up some confidence. However, this seems highly unlikely to happen since even more proven players like Wade and Stevens gets a lot of DNP-CDs.
 
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I, too, enjoy a Galor class warship as much as the next guy, but what's the reason for posting?
Not the Galor Class.

Dig deeper!
 
In 4 glorious days Windler will be elsewhere….CAN’T WAIT!
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I wish Windler played more like her.

You put her on this Cavs team as their 3 pt specialist and the Disney script writes itself. They probably even find a way to shoehorn Kevin James into a role.
 
You put her on this Cavs team as their 3 pt specialist and the Disney script writes itself. They probably even find a way to shoehorn Kevin James into a role.
Cavs coach, Sean Payton
 
You put her on this Cavs team as their 3 pt specialist and the Disney script writes itself. They probably even find a way to shoehorn Kevin James into a role.

Love her ability to shoot, but she's a bit small to pull that off in the NBA... though if we are going Disney script, she's the next Reggie Miller lol
 

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