Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

[dms]

So my question remains, is there any actual news beyond the windler fragility jokes. No one seems to actually know.

He's the 12th guy off the bench, there are not exactly reporters clamoring around for news on Windler. The last blurb on him was from a writer in Minnesota 4 days ago (and to me the question of why someone from there is covering Windler is the most interesting part of it):

"Windler (ankle) is doing non-contact drills at practice but needs to do contact work before being available to play, Danny Cunningham of 1500 ESPN Twin Cities reports. He's out Sunday against the Knicks.

Windler has yet to make his season debut. His next chance to play arrives Wednesday against the Celtics."

 

[The Oi]

"Windler (ankle) is doing non-contact drills at practice but needs to do contact work

Here we go again.

 

[kookoo]

Here we go again.

Contact practise? I wonder when the funeral is going to be...

 

[Sebastian]

Here we go again.

No!

He'll re-injure his vas deferens!

 

[Nphan]

Why is this guy still on the team? Are they using him as a shooting coach?

 

[The Oi]

Why is this guy still on the team? Are they using him as a shooting coach?

They might as well make him a wildly overpaid physical therapist.

 

[Omar The Horse]

 

[Sebastian]

Nice cover story, Koby!

I too endorse that this did not occur because his wife threw him down the stairs for dishonoring her with his continued weakness.

 

[Lee]

I just wonder if they put some type of creme on the tampon for the PRP injection.

I mean I am not a doctor, but it seems the easiest way to get something inside Windler is vaginally.

 

[PIP]

Nice cover story, Koby!

I too endorse that this did not occur because his wife threw him down the stairs for dishonoring her with his continued weakness.

His wife makes Kurt Warner’s wife look 25

 

[Lee]

His wife makes Kurt Warner’s wife look 25
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Both cut from the same cloth, Birkenstock

 

[PIP]

Both cut from the same cloth, Birkenstock

Definitely not Turkish Velvet

 

[rastamon87]

Was hoping he'll be a candidate for MIP this season.... ended up being Most Injured Player instead....

Dylan has one of the worse injury luck in recent memory... too bad he would have been a good off the bench rotational piece if he had the chance to be healthy and develop... if he can't play this year he'll be playing overseas nest season

 

[PIP]

He’s exceeded my expectations thus far this season…

 

[The Oi]

He’s faking it.