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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
What was the weird lyric flub that @Randolphkeys had to Billy Squier’s The Stroke again? @The Human Q-Tip

The lyric is clearly "strong man stroke me," and everyone knows it.

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The lyric is clearly "strong man stroke me," and everyone knows it.
You're the guy who wonders why everybody stands and sings the song about the "daunzerly light" before every sporting event, aren't you?
 

I think my favorite moment of the Championship game wasn't of the game itself, or of the players. It was the video of Fred calling the win and breaking down, because that exactly how myself and so many of us felt.
Still tear up just remembering that.
 
How tall is Windler? He's listed 6'6", but I've never seen an NBA player before who I thought was way taller than his listed height.

Last player who I remember playing bigger and longer than his measurements like Windler does is THIS Santa Claus from Lubbock Texas


When we converted him to the backcourt next to Price, maybe it was because Price was 6'0 with alligator arms, but Eggs looked and played like he was a white Stacey Augmon (6'8 with a 7 footers reach) out there. I dont know how Eggs reach measurements but he played much taller and longer than 6'6. He was taller and longer than most 2 guards he matched up against (most back then were 6'3/6'4 like Joe Dumars, Sidney Moncrief, Hornacek, Byron Scott and the outlier was the 6'6 GOAT).

Really I just wanted an excuse to post this clip. This is my childhood in these highlights man. I remember vividly pretty much every one of these top 10 plays. We had season tickets and we rarely missed a game so I'll bet I was in person for half of them, and the #1 play with the Joe Tait call that sent Utah to the showers, I will never forget.

Great times.

If Windler will commit to working on his ball handling this summer, he's such a smart player that I can see him being the perfect 4th or 5th starter with his length, his knack for hitting the boards as a perimeter player and his feel for spacing the floor.

Great talent evaluation by Koby
 

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