This team could have been The Monstars: Jared Allen, EMobley, The Marksman, PassTheBol, and DG. Not a single shot would be uncontested, even 3s. Markk and Mobley would roam the perimeter like Ring Wraiths, terrifying guards into driving into the Murkwood Forest to be consumed by the Ents in Allen and Bol.
Instead we got the Lollipop Guild featuring The Twin Oaks, where 3/5ths of the lineup that can't get on half the rides at Cedar Point gets cooked nightly like they are the main dish and the opposing offense is Gordon Ramsay, Bobby Flay, Rachael Ray, Marsha Stewart and Snoop Dogg. Meanwhile, SF might as well be a Game Of Thrones king prophesy because it's gonna be a hundred years until they have a draft pick good enough to deliver the Small Forward Who Was Promised. By then, Evan will have already been annointed as the next Laker, to join Victor B and Lauri there. Oh, what could have been...