The Wizard of Moz
Punishing This Air
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The 29-10 #1 seed in the East. Your defending champion Cleveland Cavaliers!
Your Coach: Quite literally has won a championship in 100% of all seasons he has been a head coach. give it up for Ty Lue!
At PG: The NBA's most clutch player. The Warrior Killer: Kyrie Irving!
At SG: Newly inserted into the starting lineup: Iman Shrimpart!
At SF: A man in a tier all by himself. Currently living rent free in the heads of all of the Warriors. Forever the gatekeeper to Durant's nonexistent title. Give it up for LeBron James!
At PF: The ONLY player in the Eastern Conference to average 20/10. Arguably the NBA's most improved player. Give it up for Love Reloaded™
At C: The NBA's Ironman. A prime time player: TT!
The Contendors for 6th Man of the Year:
Also starring
Kay Felder
Champ
Jordan McRae
The 34-6 Regular Season Paper Weight Champs: Golden State Warriors (18-3 at home)
Streak: Lost 4 straight to the champs
Head Coach: Steve Kerr (PHD in pure mathematics. Has proven several previously open problems in complex analysis and stochastic calculus. Has no need for "The Diff")
Starting at PG: The first unanimous MVP in NBA history to lose in the NBA Finals after having a 3-1 lead. Give it up for Twig Boy #1!
At SG: the man who could single-handedly dismantle the Showtime Lakers by himself: Klay Thompson!
At SF: A man who was 48 minutes from making the NBA Finals 3 times. A man who wasn't satisfied with playing with a top 3 NBA player. A man who went to a 73 win team that beat him 3 straight games to end his season. Give it up for Coward Durant! (stick boy #2)
At PF: A model on the side, here's a guy who plays with a cool even head. Often victimized for his natural shooting motion this guy has made countless efforts to alter his game to make it safer for his NBA brethren. Give it up for Draymond!
At center: The poorest man you've ever seen in your life's Bogut, the second leading vote getter for the frontcourt in the NBA All Star game: Zaza Pachulia!
Bench
Injuries
Cavs
Pipe- Thumb- Out
Birdman- ACL- Out
Warriors
The Warriors don't get injured anymore
Also please don't forget
View: https://twitter.com/demeatloaf/status/816398200806506496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
As always Go CAVS. Let's beat these DOPES
Your Coach: Quite literally has won a championship in 100% of all seasons he has been a head coach. give it up for Ty Lue!
At PG: The NBA's most clutch player. The Warrior Killer: Kyrie Irving!
At SG: Newly inserted into the starting lineup: Iman Shrimpart!
At SF: A man in a tier all by himself. Currently living rent free in the heads of all of the Warriors. Forever the gatekeeper to Durant's nonexistent title. Give it up for LeBron James!
At PF: The ONLY player in the Eastern Conference to average 20/10. Arguably the NBA's most improved player. Give it up for Love Reloaded™
At C: The NBA's Ironman. A prime time player: TT!
The Contendors for 6th Man of the Year:
Also starring
Kay Felder
Champ
Jordan McRae
The 34-6 Regular Season Paper Weight Champs: Golden State Warriors (18-3 at home)
Streak: Lost 4 straight to the champs
Head Coach: Steve Kerr (PHD in pure mathematics. Has proven several previously open problems in complex analysis and stochastic calculus. Has no need for "The Diff")
Starting at PG: The first unanimous MVP in NBA history to lose in the NBA Finals after having a 3-1 lead. Give it up for Twig Boy #1!
At SG: the man who could single-handedly dismantle the Showtime Lakers by himself: Klay Thompson!
At SF: A man who was 48 minutes from making the NBA Finals 3 times. A man who wasn't satisfied with playing with a top 3 NBA player. A man who went to a 73 win team that beat him 3 straight games to end his season. Give it up for Coward Durant! (stick boy #2)
At PF: A model on the side, here's a guy who plays with a cool even head. Often victimized for his natural shooting motion this guy has made countless efforts to alter his game to make it safer for his NBA brethren. Give it up for Draymond!
At center: The poorest man you've ever seen in your life's Bogut, the second leading vote getter for the frontcourt in the NBA All Star game: Zaza Pachulia!
Bench
Injuries
Cavs
Pipe- Thumb- Out
Birdman- ACL- Out
Warriors
The Warriors don't get injured anymore
Also please don't forget
View: https://twitter.com/demeatloaf/status/816398200806506496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
As always Go CAVS. Let's beat these DOPES