Game Thread | 2021-2022 Season | Game #23 | Cavs @ Wizards | Dec. 3, 2021 | 7:00 p.m.

[Jscc]

I’m close enough to pelt Kyle Kuzma with my feces (with a good throw of a solid element).

Did you see that gigantic pink monstrosity he wore the other night? There is a legit 50/50 chance he would surprise you and eat them.

 

[All4One1ForAll]

Washington is not as good as their record. 6th best record in the NBA yet just the 17th ranked SRS. They've been fortunate to win all 6 of their games decided by 5 points or less. Luck is a factor here and it's not sustainable over the course of the whole season. 4 of their 5 starters have a negative plus/minus and the 5th, Beal, is just barely positive at +1.6.

Let's roll these dudes and get some revenge.

 

[Heat Check]

Let's gooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Lee]

Great write up as usual @Wham with the Right Hand but you missed the most critical element to the game tonight...

...Ludacris is performing a concert in Capital One Arena immediately after the game. This leads to several critical questions for me.

How many in the DC crowd are basketball fans and how many are there for the concert?

Which Cavs players are Ludacris fans? They are going to bring their A Game tonight.

Will we have a surprise appearance from Usher?

Many other questions from this.

Does Ludacris have ho's in the 202 area code?

 

[Prof123]

I'm excited because I live close enough to D.C. to be able to see the game on regular television rather than watching on a reddit stream. Of course, this means I'll be listening to the Wizard's commentators, rather than hear "throws the hammer down," but that's okay. It is fun to hear them praise the Cavs while getting trashed.

 

[RchfldCavRaised]

I've got my favorite beverage

 

[red.]

DG cold. Point gawd.

 

[red.]

I like JA took the floater.

 

[bigfoot5415]

Shit call, he tripped over his tampon string.

 

[stick]

4 out of the five looks on offense have been very good

 

[red.]

Okoro can’t do an entry pass?

 

[All4One1ForAll]

It feels like DG to a rolling Allen is our only consistent offense.

 

[red.]

DG ran from the foul and still got called. Refs really make the game unwatchable sometimes.

 

[Marcus]

Good lord JA

 

[All4One1ForAll]

Why do we have so much trouble with Kuzma.