*Hilarious*.. Cell phones found in body cavities

[PIP]

This is hilarious..:chuckles: Hope they didn't have 'em on vibrate..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6065118,00.html

Cell Phones Found on Salvadoran Inmates

Thursday September 7, 2006 8:01 PM


SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) - Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.

Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had hidden the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, in their anuses. The phones were relatively small - about as long as an adult forefinger.

Authorities also found nine cell phone chips, each slightly larger than a fingernail, and one charger.

``Each one had a cellular with a number of chips,'' Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.

 

[chiefwahoo]

She's probably got a cell phone hidden in the cleavage in your avatar too you know.

 

[The Oi]

That's pretty shitty how they got caught.

 

[Nicky]

so, when they had to use them, they pooped them out and then inserted them back in once they were finished. WOW!

 

[Mandingo]

It amazes me what people try to stick up their ass.

 

[PIP]

The cell phone is one thing, but the one cat jammed the charger up his ass...:chuckles:

 

[CornerThree]

quit talking out of your ass.

 

[cdt]

I only use my ass for disposing of waste :uhh:

 

[Cavs1]

wait i'm not supposed to put my phone up there?

 

[cdt]

No, anus containment really puts a dent in carrying case sales :thumbdown

 

[Style]

I'm reminded of Eric Cartman.

 

[cdt]

When he smuggles the board game, cigarettes and eventually disney land in his ass haha good episode.