Johnny Manziel: Swan Won't Return His Calls

[Phills14]

I agree with Johnny Football here.

 

[6.19.2016]

Re:Johnny media, I got the ESPN Mag free trial run in 2014, my two favorite front-page issue stories were the Jared Lorenzen one (RIP,) which anyone with even modest ups-and-downs in weight could relate to, and the "Johnny (Better) B Good" one.

The Johnny one had some seemingly spot-on comments about Hoyer being "old Cleveland " and Johnny being "new Cleveland," and I had held onto it through the 2015 season.

I just had to laugh when I tossed it after, that I ever liked it.

In related news, nice to see Johnny Ex-Wife has upgraded to JLo's ex Casper Smart.

 

[Randolphkeys]

The Johnny one had some seemingly spot-on comments about Hoyer being "old Cleveland " and Johnny being "new Cleveland," and I had held onto it through the 2015 season.

Not a good look for "new Cleveland" at all. And for everyone's sanity, don't get me started on that Hoyer/Manziel season.

 

[AZ_]

Manziel's career trajectory still right on target from where I predicted it would be.

An insecure athlete with substance abuse issues. Guy just needs help.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Manziel's career trajectory still right on target from where I predicted it would be.

An insecure athlete with substance abuse issues. Guy just needs help.

Josh Rosen...not so much.

 

[AZ_]

Josh Rosen...not so much.

Big facts, what a putz. Although running two seasons through Arizona and Miami ain't helping anyone develop.

 

[AZ_]

 

[prf100]

Oh no - a complete failure is dogging Cleveland. Whatever will we do?

 

[Sebastian]

He’s still alive?

 

[Randolphkeys]

He’s still alive?

He couldn't start for Hamilton, Canada... which I'm sure is his dream city.

 

[prf100]

He couldn't start for Hamilton, Canada... which I'm sure is is dream city.

He couldn’t even start for that team where the fans called the plays

 

[macbdog]

Why was this thread grave dug for this? It was already posted in the Around the NFL thread. And apparently it was in response to Browns fans trying to troll him. It's irrelevant in multiple ways.

 

[2 For The Brew]

He couldn't start for Hamilton, Canada... which I'm sure is is dream city.

USA lost to Canada in Hamilton today - soccer, World Cup qualifier.

Hamilton is the Pittsburgh of Canada, known for steel mills and producing pro wrestlers. I’ve never been there; bypassed it on the QEW driving from Buffalo to Toronto.

 

[PIP]

On the GETS US meter he’s not really registering a digit at the moment

 

[2 For The Brew]

On the GETS US meter he’s not really registering a digit at the moment

I have a digit for him.