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Kendrick Perkins is a Cav again

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If Perkins personality/leadership was so important we would have signed him months ago. This has to just be to make LeBron Happy by getting one of his boys paid again.
 
Why not Brendan Haywood?
 
If Perkins personality/leadership was so important we would have signed him months ago. This has to just be to make LeBron Happy by getting one of his boys paid again.

Or just the simple fact that we are in the repeater tax and whatever we signed him for is going to be extremely high in luxury tax penalties... so yeah, it actually DOES make more sense to wait til the end of the year to sign him, and no, that reason is not to appease LeBron.
 
Perk was signed for one reason and one reason only...

Sometime in the first minute of Game 1 of Round 1, Perk has orders from Koby and LeBron to go ape shit on the bench, pick up Ty Lue and bodyslam him into Tristan Kardashian's knees, thereby incapacitating both of them for the duration of the Cavs playoff run. I figure that one move alone will remove our two biggest hurdles to winning a championship this year.
 
I honestly do like this move.

If we're playing Boston and that cheap piece of shit Aron Baynes tries anything, we send out Perkins to bust Tatum's knees.

If we're playing Miami and Olynyk tries to go for round two, then he takes out Dragic.

My personal favorite will be in our re-re-rematch against Golden State, where if that stupid, dirty, piece of human trash Zaza Pachulia tries to snap Bron's ankle, we get to send Perkins out there to split one of Durant's paper thin calves into two pieces.

A physical intimidation factor is a nice thing to have in the playoffs. JR can't do it all.
 
Quit your bitching.

If signing Perkins makes or breaks our post season, then we were fucked anyways.

Jesus, this forum sometimes...how many of your cycles have synced up? It must be a heavy flow month. Go get some midol.
You must be new here. It’s standard protocol to bitch about nothing.
 
So what was the point of signing this worthless fuck if he's going to stay glued to the bench while Stephenson repeatedly hard fouls LeBron?
 
That's the first time I seen that clip. Do I see 5 or 6 no calls? Wow
 
I love Perkins. Suit him up and let him bang with Jonas for 3 minutes. Seriously.
 

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