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Lauri Markkanen - Utahin Marsalkka: All-NBA Snub

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Do You Enjoy Saunas?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • No

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Yes, only if it is co-ed and naked

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Yes, but only if nudity is not allowed

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, heat gives me rashes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, I prefer a bracing plunge into Lake Erie in January

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, but only if a naked Lauri is present

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Yes, only if Jim Chones is present

    Votes: 4 28.6%
  • No, no Jim Chones, no Sauna!

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Yes, but only if drinks are served and Death Metal is played

    Votes: 3 21.4%

  • Total voters
    14
I've had a boner for her for some time.
 
Problems ahead sir @Sebastian .. Our prime minister goes hotter day by day and Lauri is slowly forgetting noble gent Mannerheim. Is there something we can do?

Yeah she does.

I fear you may be correct.

He will have to continually jump into Lake Erie in February to calm his thoughts and collect himself so he can remember the leadership and selfless-service of Marshal Mannerheim.

He'll have to leave thinking about the PM to the hot-blooded southerners like Rubio!
 
Problems ahead sir @Sebastian .. Our prime minister goes hotter day by day and Lauri is slowly forgetting noble gent Mannerheim. Is there something we can do?


Shes *slightly* less attractive when i did a Google image search on her (less Coachella hipster, more Monica Lewinsky). However, I think this feeling is how women felt about Justin Trudeaux...
 
Problems ahead sir @Sebastian .. Our prime minister goes hotter day by day and Lauri is slowly forgetting noble gent Mannerheim. Is there something we can do?


Wow, I feel like the things i want to do to her will break about a dozen international treaties. I would be proud to call her my prime minister for sure.
 
Lauri Markkanen interviewed by FIBA:

Will be interesting to see how he fares when he is probably the only player in Team Finland (the "Wolfpack") who the opponents will have a game-plan for, while he also should provide leadership to the team (during his NBA years he hasn't known to be very loud on court), both on offense and defense.

Team Finland will play a couple practice matches with Lauri on the team(for example, next week in Lauri's hometown Jyväskylä, where Team Finland hasn't played for decades, so one should expect a hysterically fanatic crowd cheering for their hometown boy) before EuroCup launches (Finlands first match will be against Israel on September 2nd). The previous practice matches the past couple weeks didn't go so well for Team Finland, as Lauri hadn't joined the team yet, should be cool to see how he can integrate into the team, and how his team-mates will welcome the superhero of the team (because in Team Finland, that is exactly what Lauri Markkanen is).
 
Lauri Markkanen interviewed by FIBA:

Will be interesting to see how he fares when he is probably the only player in Team Finland (the "Wolfpack") who the opponents will have a game-plan for, while he also should provide leadership to the team (during his NBA years he hasn't known to be very loud on court), both on offense and defense.

Team Finland will play a couple practice matches with Lauri on the team(for example, next week in Lauri's hometown Jyväskylä, where Team Finland hasn't played for decades, so one should expect a hysterically fanatic crowd cheering for their hometown boy) before EuroCup launches (Finlands first match will be against Israel on September 2nd). The previous practice matches the past couple weeks didn't go so well for Team Finland, as Lauri hadn't joined the team yet, should be cool to see how he can integrate into the team, and how his team-mates will welcome the superhero of the team (because in Team Finland, that is exactly what Lauri Markkanen is).
So how exactly do you pronounce this:

"Jyväskylä"
 
So how exactly do you pronounce this:

"Jyväskylä"
No problems, just pronounce it like it is spelled! Me, being from Sweden, have no problems with the "ä"s in the name. Is there any other letters you have a problem with?

By the way, my brother in law also is a Markkanen. His cousin Pekka is the father of Lauri but also father of Eero Markkanen, a famous soccer player.
 
Does Lauri like Hesburger?
 
Article about Lauri in Finnish if you want to use Google translate: https://www.hs.fi/urheilu/art-2000009010030.html?share=e0c1fa72eb6c7e3d8c3902fe2220dd9e

Main points:
National team of Finland is playing practice game against Ukraine in Lauris hometown.

When Lauri was very young, he wanted to be professional ice hockey goalie.

Lauri has found more love for basketball now that he plays in Cleveland. Had 2 week long holiday and then started to practice again.

Really likes to be in Cleveland and likes a teammates and team spirit. (a lot more than in Chigaco)

SF position has been new position for him and there has been a lot to learn and different kind of physical things needed. Has been practising more stuff focusing with SF position and also trained physics.

Wants to be best condition possible because of games in fall and upcoming season.

After this match Lauri and Finland has two very important world championships qualifiers. European championships games starts in September.

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Personal opinion:
I think Cleveland will see better version of Lauri next season. Summer training in Finland is better for mind but I would like to see him train more with other Nba players as well.
 
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He actually doesn't say SF is new for him (because it isn't, he played as SF before heading to college in USA where he mostly played PF, and only in some games as SF). In the article he says it has been different to play as SF, instead of PF or C which he did play for four years with Bulls, and it took a while to adjust (for example, not playing with back to basket on offense as he often had to do with Bulls). He has this summer focused on practising ballhandling (ie dribbling and passing skills) as those are expected from a SF, and that has given him a fun new physical spark.
 

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