Man Called X
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This has never been answered. But I am willing to hear your theory on it.
Speaking about the LORD will always be evangelical. Especially since I am called to the office of an evangelist, I do street preach, traveled throughout most of the East Coast of the United States, just got back from Jerusalem a few weeks ago for a 2 week visit, made possible by the Lord of the universe, Hallelujah. God is wonderful! I pray you come to know Him in all His glory! Amen.
He loves you so much, he made you a flawed being in his own image. Which in turn makes him a flawed being.
But being flawed, he demands your eternal praise, else you be doomed to an eternity of torment, inflicted upon you by the one Angel who actually had humanity's side.
Because the guy who was cast out from Heaven is still going to do God's punishments for him. Cuz he's just a good guy.
Did I mention he created himself only to let himself be tortured so that you don't have to be tortured?
God was a twisted little alien.