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Q: What do you get when you cross a Michigan football player with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
A: The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.
Q: Why doesn't Michigan have ice on their sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: Why are there 2 teams from Michigan in the Big ten?
A: There was so much crap in Ann Arbor they had to start another pile.
Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.
Q: What do you call a 200 lb. Michigan cheerleader?
A: Anorexic
Q: Why hasn't Ohio fallen into Kentucky?
A: Because Michigan SUCKS.
Q: What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant?
A: About 50 pounds.
Q: How do you make up the difference?
A: Force feed the elephant.
Q: What's the difference between Michigan stadium and a porcupine?
A: Michigan stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside.
Q: How do you get to Ann Arbor from Columbus?
A: Go north until you smell shit, then west until you step in it.
Haha some ribbing before the big upcoming game of Number 1 vs Number 2
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
A: The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.
Q: Why doesn't Michigan have ice on their sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: Why are there 2 teams from Michigan in the Big ten?
A: There was so much crap in Ann Arbor they had to start another pile.
Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.
Q: What do you call a 200 lb. Michigan cheerleader?
A: Anorexic
Q: Why hasn't Ohio fallen into Kentucky?
A: Because Michigan SUCKS.
Q: What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant?
A: About 50 pounds.
Q: How do you make up the difference?
A: Force feed the elephant.
Q: What's the difference between Michigan stadium and a porcupine?
A: Michigan stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside.
Q: How do you get to Ann Arbor from Columbus?
A: Go north until you smell shit, then west until you step in it.
Haha some ribbing before the big upcoming game of Number 1 vs Number 2