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Jack Brickman said:
Why? Does he hang dong?
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Interesting question here...

Does God send Jesus down here with a tiny one to ensure no instinctive feelings of superiority over his fellow man? Or does he give him a gigantic dong for pure intimidation purposes.

Jesus was more man of the people and less enforcer. You figure Old Testament God would have dropped him down here with a London Broil, whereas New Testament’s rolling with Vienna sausage.

Never been to a Bible study so I’m not sure if it’s alluded to, but you can see how this would be important.
 
The Oi said:
Interesting question here...

Does God send Jesus down here with a tiny one to ensure no instinctive feelings of superiority over his fellow man? Or does he give him a gigantic dong for pure intimidation purposes.

Jesus was more man of the people and less enforcer. You figure Old Testament God would have dropped him down here with a London Broil, whereas New Testament’s rolling with Vienna sausage.

Never been to a Bible study so I’m not sure if it’s alluded to, but you can see how this would be important.
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Well, in most depictions of Jesus, he's hung, so I'm going with that.
 
Jesus is decently hung, but I think it's relative. Like, Jesus semi Willem-Defoe-esque packing isn't the same as Myles-Garrett-esque packing.
 
If one were to engage in coitus with Myles

I bet he would write a poem about it
 
Out of the Rafters at the Q said:
Only decently? Are you critical of Pilate's work?
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He had much to say on the topic.

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