Myles Garrett : NFL 2023 DPOY

[The Oi]

Two years ago it was the swing heard round the world and last year it was the COVID that kept Garrett from getting his hands on Defensive Player of the Year.

This coming year the only thing stopping Jurassic Myles is a god damn meteorite.

**Double points awarded for working out to Fleetwood Mac.

Dude got Fleetwood Mac on and the original JP shirt. Continues to cement himself as my favorite athlete.

 

[Los216]

 

[Man Called X]

I still can't believe some idiot sucker punched him in a car once. Boggles my fucking mind.

 

[2 For The Brew]

I still can't believe some idiot sucker punched him in a car once. Boggles my fucking mind.

He’s about the last person on the planet you’d want to fight, other than maybe Zion.

 

[blommen]

Just imagine getting fucked by Myles Garrett

 

[MattyFos.]

Just imagine getting fucked by Myles Garrett

That's an odd thing to imagine. But you do you man.

 

[AZ_]

That's an odd thing to imagine. But you do you man.

You imagined it, though, didn’t you?

 

[Out of the Rafters at the Q]

You imagined it, though, didn’t you?

He's definitely a tender lover.

 

[Lee]

He’s about the last person on the planet you’d want to fight, other than maybe Zion.

Stupid response, but there are a ton of MMA fighters or boxers who i would like to fight less than Myles. He is a beast but not a professional fighter.

 

[MattyFos.]

Stupid response, but there are a ton of MMA fighters or boxers who i would like to fight less than Myles. He is a beast but not a professional fighter.

But who would you rather get fucked by?

 

[BMAN]

But who would you rather get fucked by?

Has Myles fucking you been haunting you the past couple days?

 

[MattyFos.]

Has Myles fucking you been haunting you the past couple days?

Like @AZ_ said... it's in my head like roaches in a junkie

Edit- better yet. I feel like Mal from Inception. I was infected with a thought like a virus

 

[blommen]

I’m just happy to create the kind of thought provoking posts that this board values and appreciates

 

[Beanie4Heisman]

Myles certainly has a proficient knack for knocking balls loose. So I'd have no interest in doing the dirty with that lad.

 

[Douglar]

We have already discussed this in the Cavs forum years ago.