Myles Garrett : NFL 2023 DPOY

[The Wizard of Moz]

Isn’t this the third week in a row? I thought there was a limit the number of drug tests you were “randomly selected for” per season.

And the last 2 were Tuesday and Friday of this week

It seems like they’re being petty because he’s posting it. Otherwise why would you test a guy 3 days apart?

 

[Vee-Rex]

I just worry that there’s gonna be some kind of BS samples that test positive somehow. I wouldn’t put anything past the NFL.

 

[chrisrich91]

The Browns really ought to start a public campaign about the Myles stuff. The Ravens recently took to the media about their perceived Lamar/roughing issue.

Myles is getting the Shaq/LeBron treatment. He’s out there wrecking games and only getting credit for half of his production. Put the onus on the refs to call the game correctly.

 

[natedagg]

They keep testing him bc they are *convinced* that no human can look like that or do what he is capable of. He is 1-handing professional football players into the sky. The QBs each week call in and ask for him to be tested. They all have dribbling in their draws. Doodoo briefs. Streak Stains.
Meanwhile the lab techs are using his blood to tests to synthesize dinosaur DNA. Tyrannosaurus, that’s the chorus.
Wait wut.

 

[Surge]

They keep testing him bc they are *convinced* that no human can look like that or do what he is capable of. He is 1-handing professional football players into the sky. The QBs each week call in and ask for him to be tested. They all have dribbling in their draws. Doodoo briefs. Streak Stains.
Meanwhile the lab techs are using his blood to tests to synthesize dinosaur DNA. Tyrannosaurus, that’s the chorus.
Wait wut.

 

[Cement]

 

[Dr. Claw]

They keep testing him bc they are *convinced* that no human can look like that or do what he is capable of. He is 1-handing professional football players into the sky. The QBs each week call in and ask for him to be tested. They all have dribbling in their draws. Doodoo briefs. Streak Stains.
Meanwhile the lab techs are using his blood to tests to synthesize dinosaur DNA. Tyrannosaurus, that’s the chorus.
Wait wut.

they're afraid he might get to The Naked Emperor (Brady) again. That's the only reason I think that they could EVER go this hard. It's ridiculous.
That and given current NFL offensive holding rules... they're keeping him from truly being great.

 

[redscoon]

Did he really show up to the post game presser in his Halloween costume? That’s poor optics given how disappointing this season has been.

 

[adam81king]

Did he really show up to the post game presser in his Halloween costume? That’s poor optics given how disappointing this season has been.

Is he supposed to show up in a towel? If that's what he wore to the game, what's he supposed to leave in? His uniform?

 

[CPK]

The Browns really ought to start a public campaign about the Myles stuff. The Ravens recently took to the media about their perceived Lamar/roughing issue.

Myles is getting the Shaq/LeBron treatment. He’s out there wrecking games and only getting credit for half of his production. Put the onus on the refs to call the game correctly.

Who knows? If penalties actually got called for 2 guys holding him, the defense might actually got stops on third down.

 

[The Oi]

Is he supposed to show up in a towel?

@bushwick_bill

 

[shoes22]

Myles had a good game yesterday. Perhaps the only bright spot?

 

[Marcus]

Only way you can stop the NFL sacks leader.

 

[bob2the2nd]

Only way you can stop the NFL sacks leader.

Also. No hold called

 

[Marcus]

Also. No hold called

Pretty sad that it's a surprise when they call holding on opposing offenses at this point.