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Myles Garrett : NFL 2023 DPOY

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Whatever, George.
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I think my incident was right before this episode, but maybe not. Seinfield was my favorite.

2 nights before i graduated my brother and his wife came early for my graduation. I was freaking out because my family was coming so I got hammered that night before my family was coming and i kept saying they are "killing independent George. "


I have always been Constanza
 
Funny exchange on the radio with Daryl and Phelps. Daryl was his usual condescending self and Phelps jumped his ass. It nice see him get put in his place even if it was only for a moment.
Phelps was grumpy as hell today. He's probably salty about losing his Cavs announcer gig.
 
Make no mistake - if given the chance, that squirrel you avoided would kill you and everyone you love.
After that Rick/Morty episode exposed what they are up to, I've had zero mercy for them since.
 
I hate media and radio announcers and their concern trolling, and sensationalizing at every turn. They point to the vehicle body damage as the indicator of how severe the accident was. Never mind that the external body parts are made of thin metal and plastic, while the passenger cab on a $230,000 Porsche is well engineered to protect the occupants in exactly this kind of wreck and worse.

Myles most likely got his shoulder injuries from the seatbelt restraining his massive hulk body while it went through some significant G-forces, and the strained bicep from hanging onto the steering wheel while they tumbled.

The talking heads made a big deal about his shirt being torn open as though it happened in the wreck, when the first thing responders do is to take a scissors to the clothes to get a good look at any pain points.

Then they go on to proclaim the Browns should automatically sit Garrett regardless of what Myles or the attending physicians say about it. Such bullshit.

Now, maybe the doctors and/or Myles think it's best to sit him a game if he feels rough or they think he's at risk of aggravating one of the injuries and if so by all means he needs to sit and heal completely. That's people with first hand info. Radio hosts can just STFU with their diagnostic proclamations and wait a day or 2 until the people in the know make their decisions.

One thing about Ohio roads. On the 2 lanes you're lucky if there's even 4 inches of shoulder pavement outside the white line, sometimes there isn't even a white edge line, and you're more likely to have drop-offs and ditches just outside of that. Anyone who gets a wheel off the pavement in front of my house is a guaranteed roll-over because there's steep little hills on both sides of the county road past my house even though the road is straight. And people cruise along at 60-70 mph all the time going by here, one guy took out my mailbox and rolled in my front yard, another motorcyclist bit it in my front yard (not too seriously injured though).

Ohio roads are practically designed to roll vehicles over if they screw up compared to roads out west with wide flat easements.
 
My brother in laws uncle hit a moose with his cherry red miata . The moose shattered the windshield trapped him in the driver seat and shit all over him.. He is lucky to be alive.. But he was never the same after..
Yeah, moose kill more people in Alaska than every other wildlife combined.

Moose hits are many times more fatal to drivers than deer because of how moose are built.

They are super tall with spindly legs. Their center of gravity is really high.

So any strike by a normal car means the moose's body will fall into the windshield.
 
Yeah, moose kill more people in Alaska than every other wildlife combined.

Moose hits are many times more fatal to drivers than deer because of how moose are built.

They are super tall with spindly legs. Their center of gravity is really high.

So any strike by a normal car means the moose's body will fall into the windshield.
So think Miata... This guy was super clean... dapper you would call it. That car was glistening..

He was on northern New Hampshire. My sister lives up there, and when we visit , we sometimes go to the trash dump to see them. A moose, up close, is a damn big animal..
 
So think Miata... This guy was super clean... dapper you would call it. That car was glistening..

He was on northern New Hampshire. My sister lives up there, and when we visit , we sometimes go to the trash dump to see them. A moose, up close, is a damn big animal..
Mooses are G-D killers. Hitting one is like hitting a horse, a potentially fatal event in any normal vehicle. Being in a Miata might have actually helped as I've seen and heard of incidents where low profile sports cars have gone right under moose/elk/horses whereas a normal vehicle they end up right in the cab.
My brother in laws uncle hit a moose with his cherry red miata . The moose shattered the windshield trapped him in the driver seat and shit all over him.. He is lucky to be alive.. But he was never the same after..
How was the moose afterwards? Either dead, or alive and pissed?
 
The moose died. After it shat all over.. broken legs and hip, essentially in the passenger seat butt toward the driver.. Dude was about 80, and independent. About three years later his daughters moved him to California and put him in assisted living.. he declined rapidly after that..
 

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