Odell Beckham Jr.,: Seatbelts Ruin Lives

[The Wizard of Moz]

My thing with OBJ is every time it’s a non-issue

man must be the most unlucky guy in the world that all these minor controversies plague him

Like how many times does there have to be a non football story about Odell before it’s like hey maybe this guy is a pretty big tool

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Please don't try to attribute the Rams' lack of success this season to Todd Gurley.

Gurley was pretty much himself this year. He didn't appear hampered, slowed, or anything.

The reason the Rams offense struggled was because they had one of the best offensive lines in football last year, and one of the worst this year.

I agree that we're worse this year without Chubb/Hunt. I'm not claiming that skill positions don't matter (I don't think anyone's claimed that). Simply, they have less of an impact on the game than other things, like QB, Offensive Line, Defense and Coaching.

Although, if you want to criticize lumping the entire defense into one group, that's completely fair.

You could also criticize comparing the combined impact of the five guys on the offensive line with the one, or occasionally two, RB's in the game.

 

[Otsego Mar]

Pretty amazing that people genuinely care more about this than an LSU booster stealing hundreds of thousands from dying children to pay players.

I'm more concerned with how well Macaulay Culkin will perform for the Bungles.

 

[Jack Brickman]

My thing with OBJ is every time it’s a non-issue

man must be the most unlucky guy in the world that all these minor controversies plague him

Like how many times does there have to be a non football story about Odell before it’s like hey maybe this guy is a pretty big tool

I mean the dude is definitely a diva. I don't think anyone is disputing that. But as long as he keeps laying guys out downfield blocking for his teammates, I don't really care if he's a bit of a douche off of it, at least so long as it's nothing that seriously jeopardizes his ability to play football.

 

[Triplethreat]

My thing with OBJ is every time it’s a non-issue

man must be the most unlucky guy in the world that all these minor controversies plague him

Like how many times does there have to be a non football story about Odell before it’s like hey maybe this guy is a pretty big tool

We’re just cool with people laying their hands on cops now like they run shit?

 

[AZ_]

I'm guessing this is sarcasm, but Edelman did just get arrested for being hammered and jumping on the roof of a car.

The "Patriot Way" thing is intriguing as you look back:

Spy Gate
Deflate Gate
Kraft's Massage Parlor
Hernandez killed someone
Edelman got hit for PED's
The "tuck" that started it all
Recording the Rams practices

This is just the obvious stuff everyone knows...

Exactly.

We’re just cool with people laying their hands on cops now like they run shit?

I mean, no.

But also, dude got drunk and slapped a cops butt during a national championship celebration.

Pay your fine if they want to be so over the top dickish about it.

But the cop is in there trying to bust players for underage drinking after they dominated a Natty, New Orleans has one of the highest violent crime rates in the country.

He can fuck off and go do some real cop work.

 

[Cassity14]

He can fuck off and go do some real cop work.

He can't though. He was a rent-a-cop LOL. Makes it even funnier.

 

[Vee-Rex]

I smack my wife's ass all the TIME in public PLACE.

Yeah, I've smacked it a few times myself. She really seems to enjoy it - whatever you're teaching her, keep it up man.

 

[MrX]

Yeah, I've smacked it a few times myself. She really seems to enjoy it - whatever you're teaching her, keep it up man.

I teach by bitches well

 

[shoes22]

Yeah, I've smacked it a few times myself. She really seems to enjoy it - whatever you're teaching her, keep it up man.

But the real question here...

does she have a pixie cut?

 

[Triplethreat]

Exactly.



I mean, no.

But also, dude got drunk and slapped a cops butt during a national championship celebration.

Pay your fine if they want to be so over the top dickish about it.

But the cop is in there trying to bust players for underage drinking after they dominated a Natty, New Orleans has one of the highest violent crime rates in the country.

He can fuck off and go do some real cop work.

Imagine me getting drunk and smacking a cops ass.

I’d be arrested on spot no matter the occasion. Post national championship as a fan I’d be arrested.

He doesn’t get special treatment from me. That’s unacceptable.

 

[The Oi]

Smacking women’s asses is toxic. Shouldn’t be done.

Smacking men’s asses is even less appropriate and emasculating.

He should be penalized to the full extent of the law and fined accordingly.

 

[AZ_]

Imagine me getting drunk and smacking a cops ass.

I’d be arrested on spot no matter the occasion. Post national championship as a fan I’d be arrested.

He doesn’t get special treatment from me. That’s unacceptable.

Rent a cop, in the locker room of the Natty celebration. You’ll never be in that position, for obvious reasons.

 

[Ohio]

He doesn’t get special treatment from me.

Nor should he. After all, athletes just want to be treated like normal people, right?

 

[Huber.]

Smacking women’s asses is toxic. Shouldn’t be done.

Smacking men’s asses is even less appropriate and emasculating.

He should be penalized to the full extent of the law and fined accordingly.

6 months in the slammer is the max