It looks like he squatted down and pooped a football.
Maybe it's just because it reminds me of the time my friend tried golfing with food poisoning, and that's the exact same stance he was in when he realized the twosome behind us had crested the hill and was watching him shit in the woods.
I'm up and ready to submit. As soon as @TheLand1287 drops a name, what do you say we make it 3 in an hour, @CosmoKramer?