The great thing about a thread like this one is that it causes me to do some research, which then leads to discovering world-changing things I never knew before. Like finding out that there is a professional basketball team in the Philippines called the San Miguel Beermen.
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But I digress. Our next nominee came to the Cavs in 1990, when the team traded not one ... not two ... but three picks (thankfully all second-rounders) for him. He had been a star in college, and in his 1.5 seasons in the NBA, had provided enough reason to think that the Cavs might be landing a useful player. I give you:
Derrick Chievous - SF
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The one gaping hole on those late-80s/early-90s Cavs' teams (
until they opened a second hole by trading Ron Harper, but I digress) was small forward. The Cavs traded for Chievous in the hope that he would be the man to fill the role.
(Ron Howard narrator voice): He didn't.
Chievous played a grand total of 32 games for the Cavs over two seasons, which turned out to be the last 32 games in his NBA career (and launched him on a tour of the world's second-tier leagues, which led him to the aforementioned Beermen). He had been a mid-first round pick just three years earlier, but was out of the league for good by age 23. Life comes at you fast.
ETA: the two things I remember about Chievous were (1) his odd habit of wearing a Band-Aid somewhere on his person every game and (2) the weird way he opened his mouth widely when attempting free throws. Probably not how most players want to be remembered.