Week 1 (9/13): Browns @ Jets [1:00 PM EST, CBS]

[Spectre]

This franchise is a fucking joke. How the hell is it possible to be this bad for this long?

Look at the teams with sustained success. What do they have that we don't?

It's that position that Pettine doesn't want to over-emphasize and Farmer is theory-crafting about filling with UDFAs.

 

[godfather]

The only good thing he has shown is that he won't be on the team next year.

Literally the only positive out of this shit fest day.

 

[Ohio]

For the love of god, please just use the pick on a goddamn Quarterback

 

[The Oi]

Not picking Bridge there is so unreal.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Why aren't we playing with tennis balls? This shit is rigged.

 

[Tornicade]

This is your funniest post ever. That's basically like saying besides the fact he sucks ass so bad, he's look very impressive.

Barnridge, Drawy, West, lets not forget mack contributing to a turnover. the entire Browns defense

Manziel has made some solid passes. he has found openings upp the middle when protections breakdown and he is sliding.

He has had passes with alot of zip.

you expect turovers with young qb.

some things require game experience.

 

[Huber.]

Johnny is going to pad his stats against their second string prevent defense. Torn is super excited

 

[godfather]

Does it really even matter where we are in the draft? This is the Browns, they find unique ways to fuck things up.

 

[AZ_]

Not picking Bridge there is so unreal.

You think Pettine should have challenged that pick?

 

[EdMonix11]

LOL

 

[redscoon]

Look at the teams with sustained success. What do they have that we don't?

It's that position that Pettine doesn't want to over-emphasize and Farmer is theory-crafting about filling with UDFAs.

QB is a large part of the problem. Ownership hiring all of the wrong people to run the show is the other. Nobody does less with more in the draft than the Browns. Still looking for our first coach worth a damn as we creep in our 20 years of being back in business.

You almost have to try to suck as bad as the Browns on a permanent basis.

 

[Otsego Mar]

We have such an adorable tiny wideout staff.

 

[AZ_]

@Lord Mar needs to remind us we need AT LEAST 14 more games of this before deciding on what we have in Manziel.

 

[Deezus]

Chugging Beer

Now Chugging straight vodka

Chugging lighter fluid.

Butt-Chugging Gasoline.

Wrapping my penis in raw bacon and lighting a match.

 

[Huber.]

We have such an adorable tiny wideout staff.

The thing about our receivers is that although they might be small, they're slow and can't catch too.