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For those of you who have wives or girlfriends who you ALLOW to watch games with you or even tag along to games every once in awhile, chime in here.
For starters, she just learned a new thing (want to say trick but she is standing over my shoulder and she will equate learning a trick to a puppy being taught a trick) Anyway, she learned a new thing, where she randomly tells me what kind of defense the Cavs are playing. Nothing too in-depth, either Zone, Man, or none at all (which she hasnt said as much this year as last) Also, she gets SUPER pumped for any kind of AND1 for the Cavs.
Her newest irritating thing, is telling me to rewind a play "cause it was so sweet" forcing me to fall behind the live action most games.
Anyway, I started this thread because she is far froma diehard fan, but she has notable players throught the league who she gives nicknames to because they stand out to her. I just noticed tonight how funny some of my wife's NBA player nicknames are. She has some for alot of players, it just so happened that there were like 5 in tonights game.
Jermaine Oneal = Little Face
Bosh = Teradactel (dont ask why she didnt use Raptor, I ask every time she says it and she just shruggs)
Charlie Villanueva = No Hair
Chris Paul = CP (she refuses to say the 3, it irks me)
Deron Williams = Damon Williams
Boobie = My Little Boyfriend (hers not mine)
Devin Brown = Bumpy Face Johnson (this was hilarious)
Donyell Marshall = Plankton (from spongebob)
Sasha Vujacic = Jesus
Kendrick Perkins & Rajon Rondo = Genie & Gypsy (she calls both of them either name)
Sasha Pavs = He looks like he doesnt wash his butt (says this EVERY game)
There are others but she cant think of them now.
Does anybody else have to tolerate this foolery every game?
For starters, she just learned a new thing (want to say trick but she is standing over my shoulder and she will equate learning a trick to a puppy being taught a trick) Anyway, she learned a new thing, where she randomly tells me what kind of defense the Cavs are playing. Nothing too in-depth, either Zone, Man, or none at all (which she hasnt said as much this year as last) Also, she gets SUPER pumped for any kind of AND1 for the Cavs.
Her newest irritating thing, is telling me to rewind a play "cause it was so sweet" forcing me to fall behind the live action most games.
Anyway, I started this thread because she is far froma diehard fan, but she has notable players throught the league who she gives nicknames to because they stand out to her. I just noticed tonight how funny some of my wife's NBA player nicknames are. She has some for alot of players, it just so happened that there were like 5 in tonights game.
Jermaine Oneal = Little Face
Bosh = Teradactel (dont ask why she didnt use Raptor, I ask every time she says it and she just shruggs)
Charlie Villanueva = No Hair
Chris Paul = CP (she refuses to say the 3, it irks me)
Deron Williams = Damon Williams
Boobie = My Little Boyfriend (hers not mine)
Devin Brown = Bumpy Face Johnson (this was hilarious)
Donyell Marshall = Plankton (from spongebob)
Sasha Vujacic = Jesus
Kendrick Perkins & Rajon Rondo = Genie & Gypsy (she calls both of them either name)
Sasha Pavs = He looks like he doesnt wash his butt (says this EVERY game)
There are others but she cant think of them now.
Does anybody else have to tolerate this foolery every game?