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typical liberal- since a small segment of the population gets hurt over chicken and ribs, let's ban everyone from chicken and ribs during this ambiguous time frame they would supposedly stop the related violence. Good, law abiding barbequers suffer.

I think people just need to be more cognizant of their own safety. Start a Concealed Carry program, but for how to conceal your chicken and ribs so as to prevent mooching and thus violence.
 
The Human Q-Tip said:
White Food Matters too, you racist!
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Impoverished areas aren't white? Let me introduce you to most of rural United States. Alabama is 66% white. Arkansas is 72% white. Indiana 78%, Missouri 81%, Kentucky 84%, West Virginia 92%.

Your comment was about as useful as a bikini model turning 27.

Think about that.
 
The Human Q-Tip said:
A couple of my cousins once got in a fight over pierogies. Actually, the fight initially involved just the two cousins, but by the end , all seven of us were having a go at it.
Needless to say, we're all about as pasty-colored as the mashed potatoes used for the filling.

Sadly, over 100 actual pierogies were killed in that fight as well.
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Can we all agree pierogies are incredible and putting your life on the line to protect them is not only encouraged, but acceptable.
 
macbdog said:
typical liberal- since a small segment of the population gets hurt over chicken and ribs, let's ban everyone from chicken and ribs during this ambiguous time frame they would supposedly stop the related violence. Good, law abiding barbequers suffer.
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I've promoted no course of action, I am keeping track of the suggestions so far. My only opinion is that I think we need more possible courses of action. Lives are on the fucking line. I am admittedly a tax and spend liberal and admittedly an avid barbequer, I have nothing to hide.

I think people just need to be more cognizant of their own safety. Start a Concealed Carry program, but for how to conceal your chicken and ribs so as to prevent mooching and thus violence.
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I need more detail on how one conceals their chicken and ribs. The smell may give these lethal and mouth-watering meats away. Will this concealing mechanism also keep them at an optimal temperature? Not too hot, not too cold... perhaps 160 degrees? What about the sides? Can the hot stay hot and the cool stay cool?
 
Randolphkeys said:
Impoverished areas aren't white? Let me introduce you to most of rural United States. Alabama is 66% white. Arkansas is 72% white. Indiana 78%, Missouri 81%, Kentucky 84%, West Virginia 92%.

Your comment was about as useful as a bikini model turning 27.

Think about that.
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Impoverished areas? I'm talking about white food. You know, food that is white.

Pierogies. Rice. Cauliflower. Spaetzel. Mashed potatoes.

It's getting no respect in here.
 
Bill Walton. said:
Can we all agree pierogies are incredible and putting your life on the line to protect them is not only encouraged, but acceptable.
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Well, yes....

But sometimes, if you've had enough beer and someone makes you sufficiently angry, you might not have anything else handy to throw at the target of your ire.

Over 100 pierogies were slaughtered on that horrible night, though about 400 more survived. Still, it probably qualified as pierogi genocide, for which I shall forever be ashamed.
 
I think the simple and eco answer to all of this is to ban all types of chicken and ribs. Chickens and pigs/cows eat and fart, which is a detriment to the atmosphere and helps cause climate change. Should probably stop eating plants so they can consume all of the CO2 in the air while we're at it.


You heathens. :chuckle:
 
Soda said:
I think the simple and eco answer to all of this is to ban all types of chicken and ribs. Chickens and pigs/cows eat and fart, which is a detriment to the atmosphere and helps cause climate change. Should probably stop eating plants so they can consume all of the CO2 in the air while we're at it.


You heathens. :chuckle:
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Oh yeah? Well, you eat and fart too. How about we just ban you instead for your blasphemy, you eating, farting douchenozzle.
 
The Human Q-Tip said:
Oh yeah? Well, you eat and fart too. How about we just ban you instead for your blasphemy, you eating, farting douchenozzle.
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Maybe we should just voluntarily eradicate the human population before the Earth is ruined! :chuckle:
 
Soda said:
Maybe we should just voluntarily eradicate the human population before the Earth is ruined! :chuckle:
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But then there's nobody left to eat chicken and ribs. and pierogies.

You really need to think this stuff through better.
 
I'm petitioning for a headline change - as evidence, I offer two drunken Poles fighting over the last pierogies.

@Randolphkeys

 
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I have demonstrated a clear and recurrent pattern of chicken and ribs violence, not an isolated incident. I'm just going to need more evidence of pierogies and their detriment to the fabric of a peaceful community. And I do love me some pierogies, used to have a Polish tavern at the end of my street when I lived in Godforsaken Pittsburgh.

As for the Presidential debates, Surge, that is directly where this discussion needs to be headed. If Trump can take a stand on red holiday cups, lets get the REAL issues on the table!
 
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