Boozer Hurt Again!

[Lefty]

I laughed when I saw this:

SAT LAKE CITY -- Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer has a hairline fracture of his left fibula, an injury that usually takes 4-to-6 weeks to heal, the team said Wednesday.

Carlos Boozer
Boozer

Boozer injured his knee on Saturday, in a collision with the New Orleans Hornets' Tyson Chandler. He sat out Monday's game against the New Jersey Nets with a bruised knee.

The injury leaves first-place Utah without its leading scorer and rebounder. Boozer is averaging 22.1 points per game and 11.8 rebounds per game. He missed the first 49 games last season with a hamstring injury and the last 31 games two years ago with a strained right foot.

The Associated Press contributed to this story.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2749476

Good chance he will miss the Cleveland game again....

 

[PIP]

Uh oh, Chief... Looks like someone else strained their vagina...

 

[BlueSeats626]

He'll have a miraculous recovery March 18th.

 

[chiefwahoo]

Uh oh, Chief... Looks like someone else strained their vagina...

I just talked to the Jazz team gynecologist. He is reporting Boozer is suffering from inflamed labia (AKA a severe yeast infection). Also reporting some cervical swelling, most likely due to AK47 laying to wood to Booz on a nightly basis in the team shower at the Delta Center.

Sorry Cavalier fans, but looks like we may miss another opportunity to lob some D cell batteries at Boozer from the upper deck on 3/17. Would have made for a great St. Patty's Day celebration.

My only question here - is Loozer gonna keep this up for his entire career? What if he gets traded to a team in the East? He will have to come up with multiple excuses every year...

 

[Cleveland56]

Crap, I have tickets to this game. St Patties Day and Boozer...I need this!

 

[crazedcav333]

Gooden playing every night>Boozer being injured most of the time

 

[NarlCavs]

Karma.

Boozer lies and screws over the Cavs and has now been injured and missed a lot of games each year he's been in Utah.
Couldn't happen to anyone better than Boozer.

 

[CornerThree]

If he does overcome his torn labia, we need to have a RCF get-together that night if possible. I'll bring the duracells, pip can bring the double d's.

 

[kevolution]

Normally I wouldn't cheer and laugh at another's suffering, but it's Boozer.
Guarantee he doesn't show up on Pattys Day.

 

[Deadlock]

I had a nice long laugh when I saw the game today and that Boozer is heard. Great.

 

[chiefwahoo]

If he does overcome his torn labia, we need to have a RCF get-together that night if possible. I'll bring the duracells, pip can bring the double d's.

I like the idea. Let's keep it on the back burner and see how his vaginal healing progresses.

 

[Karma]

Even i have to admit, Karma is a bitch!

Sometimes the scum do pay!

 

[imahustla]

If he does overcome his torn labia, we need to have a RCF get-together that night if possible. I'll bring the duracells, pip can bring the double d's.

I'd fly in from Portland just for that. Can we throw knives?

 

[Karma]

The guy isn't a difference maker. Utah now become a tougher defensive team.

 

[cdt]

You screw the blind man..you shall walk forever with a limp..