Browns Adding to Game Day Experience

[macbdog]

@Deezus This reminded me of you. John Oliver is growing on me and this is pretty funny/spot-on. Although I agree with his premise, I'm too attached to the team(s) to put myself in the position where the team(s) can pick-up and go..

I love how Milwaukee's new arena would have an effect that would be the opposite of the Independence Day spacecraft death laser.

This stuff is so depressing- when do fans wake up and stop supporting this?

 

[The Oi]

Is there any word on whether they're bringing back the weiner dog races?

@Mac @Soda @Ohdang @Ben @heathmalc

 

[Ohdang]

Is there any word on whether they're bringing back the weiner dog races?

@Mac @Soda @Ohdang @Ben @heathmalc

I went to 6 games last year and don't remember seeing any dogs except "swagger." I think they might have just lied about them as a ploy to increase season ticket sales.

 

[The Oi]

I went to 6 games last year and don't remember seeing any dogs except "swagger." I think they might have just lied about them as a ploy to increase season ticket sales.

Every year they lie about being able to provide an entertaining product as well, so this is classic foot in the door technique.

What a fucking joke, no dachsunds.

 

[Deezus]

@Deezus This reminded me of you. John Oliver is growing on me and this is pretty funny/spot-on. Although I agree with his premise, I'm too attached to the team(s) to put myself in the position where the team(s) can pick-up and go..

Does this mean you're cumming over to the "dark side"?!?

 

[AZ_]

Fire everyone

 

[Soda]

Fire everyone

Nice.

"2. About the number of games we'll win."

"He's 2. This team looks like #2 on the field."

"He wears 2 better than Manziel."

"His age is higher than the points Josh McCown will put on the scoreboard."

"He's been here longer than most coaches"

Have at it everyone.....

 

[macbdog]

Bet he has a longer career in Cleveland than Pettine.

 

[spydy13]

Fire everyone

We're making big strides, guys.

With all the talk of how incompetent and dysfunctional the FO is I can't believe they were able to keep this thing alive...

 

[Binkster]

I may or may not have seen photos surface on Twitter of Swagger doing blow off of a hooker's ass and then floating in a pool on a giant inflatable squirrel...

Just sayin'.

 

[The Oi]

That fan logo is so fucking stupid.

The name Swagger is stupid too.

Love the dog though.

 

[SixPACK]

Sorry Jigo, no news on the dog races yet...

But they are holding a 10 hour contest to win tickets to every home game. Just go to this link and fill out your name/email, etc.. and you will be entered to win.

https://browns.formstack.com/forms/10hoursofbrownstickets

 

[Sly]

I would like some kind of 'survival of the fittest' wiener dog race. Perhaps they unleash Swagger and the competition is concluded when he's eaten his fill. I happen to be of the belief that the opposing team would exit the locker-room, arrive on the field to a deafening silence, and then be far less motivated or focused when they note that they will be playing the second half on a field stained crimson.

 

[SixPACK]

 

[Huber.]

What does that have to do with weiner dog races?