Casspi Assfingers

[Henry Tuttle]

"I don't have to make excuses to prefer what Gee brings at this point, it should be obvious to anyone who watches the bobbles, the fumbles, the stumbles, the wobbles, - the increasingly evident troubles of Casspi. I have to admit it's kind of cool when I can impress people by predicting "watch this guy dribble off his foot". Ya, that counts for something."


Reading posts such as these I expected to find he is guilty of a huge number of turnovers. Instead he has committed an avarage of 1.3 this season and none in three of the past five games. You must have impressed very few people.

Dribbling off your foot isn't necessarily a turnover. Constantly picking up your dribble and looking around helplessly isn't a turnover. Heat-checking after one made shot against decent defense isn't a turnover. Losing Kyle Korver on the perimeter 3 times obviously isn't a turnover. But I don't think that excludes them from legitimizing my disdain for this slapstick comedian charading as an athlete.

 

[wuck]

From the PD. Scott was asked about replacing Casspi with Gee:

• “We just need guys out there with more energy. We can’t afford to get down 10-12 pts in the 1st quarter & try to come back.

• Byron was speaking specifically about the Gee for Casspi change on that last quote

 

[Pioneer10]

From the PD. Scott was asked about replacing Casspi with Gee:

• “We just need guys out there with more energy. We can’t afford to get down 10-12 pts in the 1st quarter & try to come back.

• Byron was speaking specifically about the Gee for Casspi change on that last quote

Problem is now our bench is going to suck

 

[SOA]

Problem is now our bench is going to suck

outside of Sessions it sucked tonight against Washington

I like the pressure being off Casspi and him coming off the bench

when Sessions is traded our bench will really suck!

 

[Giambiwannabe7]

outside of Sessions it sucked tonight against Washington

I like the pressure being off Casspi and him coming off the bench

when Sessions is traded our bench will really suck!

In general, I agree here, but I always look forward to TT hitting the court somewhere in the 1st Q. I like his energy, and although he sometimes looking the entire part of a farely raw rook, it's still good to see him and his energy. I'm also probably a little more optimistic about Manny than most. Maybe that wares off over the next week, but right now I still look forward to seeing his name called. But, yes, I cringe every single time I see Luke, Hollins, et al heading to the scorer's table. Almost get a lil pukee in my mouth, actually. These guys should be thanking God they even have a spot in this league.

 

[The Oi]

Title makes me laugh every single time I see it. What would ass-fingers even mean?

 

[Cavatt]

Title makes me laugh every single time I see it. What would ass-fingers even mean?

Hehe. Try to play piano with your ass and then you will get it

 

[Jon]

Losing Kyle Korver on the perimeter 3 times obviously isn't a turnover.

Not to numb your tirade or anything, but I noticed one of those times that Loozer's defender was rotating over to help against penetration, and Casspi rotated and picked up Loozer ... actually boxed him out nicely; but when the pass went to Korver in the corner, nobody was there with the final rotation.

Having seen 5-man-on-a-string actually work for a number of years - we should all realize a break down on D often isn't the guy who had man coverage, but someone else failing to recognize a rotation. Of course there are exceptions when a coach may say don't lose your man no matter what, but in general Casspi did the right thing - at least on that particular play.

 

[Rich]

Gee worshipper? This is a term that actually applies to someone? Show me.

 

[BobSchlesinger]

Gee worshipper? This is a term that actually applies to someone? Show me.

Gee wiz 6th man of the year in 2013-2014...

Loving it!

 

[The Process God]

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[Huber.]

oh man how great is this...did you make this?

 

[Celph Titled]

I have a new suggestion for the title of this thread: Asspi Assfingers.

I like Omri Crappy myself.

 

[gregdawg]

oh man how great is this...did you make this?

heh heh...yeah, it's a little something I whipped up last night. i got the idea stuck in my head and was compelled to draw it...haha.