AWESOME! I can get you the physical copies over here and send them to you if you want. All it will cost you is a photo of you and blatt holding the Larry obrien.
A few things about the guardian:
it tried to break the treadstone story in the Bourne films so you know it's willing to take risks
It's probably one of only 2 left wing papers left in the uk so I've come up with some appropriate similes
"Unfortunately for the cavs steph curry got more open than the 500 food banks that had to opened due to the conservative welfare reform plans"
"Steve Kerry ejection due to a second technical resulted in him using language only seen if bro is Johnson got his scrotum trapped in a mousetrap"
Lebron James imposed his will on the warriors defense with such single minded determination not seen since Michael gove completely reformed teachers working conditions and the national curriculum without a shrewd of evidence to support it
Kyrie Irvings game was smoother than prince George's baby's bottom and as nasty as prince Harry at a fancy dress competition
Just a few off the top of my head
Oh don't forget to mention the weather
