Commercials that strip you of your will to live

[Soda]

Haha, I've never really ventured into this category of discussion. I have a lot of commercials that annoy me too (especially the Mays guy who does the "big city slider burger" infomercial, whoever wrote that guy rhyming lines deserves a special place in hell).

My only difference is when I realize that I need to talk about this issue after it boils up for a month or two, I just get really high.

 

[Deezus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ZOtlQJnqI

Damn John Mellencamp and his Chevy Silverado commercials single-handedly ruined the Tribe's 2007 postseason run for me (well, him and the Boston Baby-Yankees.)

 

[DDJ7777]

Saved by Zero can die in a fire. I have to mute the TV or change the channel when it comes on due to the fact that I start screaming at the screen. It can't be stopped and I just prefer not to let it.

 

[Rick Astley]

HOLY SHIT THAT"S FRICKING INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! It's so bad, it's good! That song is nuts. I'm going to start playing that song over and over for my wife tonight.....she said she'd divorce me if I played the Montgomery Flea Market song again. :chuckles:


By the way....he aint lyin....the bulletball is apparently wheellchair friendly.

Easy there. Restraining order might be in place if song was not used properly.

^^
http://bulletballgames.com/
Bulletball is gender neutral, age neutral, and fun for the whole family! What more do you guys need.
The Standard BulletBall table model is available for a special reduced price for a limited time only for $299.99 (which includes the print of the American Flag on the tabletop surface). Jesus what a discount.

Great now I'm torn between a bulletball standard set or an XBOX360. Life is making it too tough for me.

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Only the hottest chick out there (lulz):

LINK TO THA HOOOOOTTEST GURL OUT DER!

Number 4 in the thread timeline....lmao - what a great entry into encyclopedia dramatica...

 

[theSTEREO.]

Dude you have to listen to the coolest BulletBall jingle ever!

http://bulletballgames.com/order.html

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[theSTEREO.]

Get your kids one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Major Pumping Required.

 

[Typhoon]

Only the hottest chick out there (lulz):

LINK TO THA HOOOOOTTEST GURL OUT DER!

im dyin laughin

this is where it all started

 

[PIP]

The peanut commercial with that ugly woman rubbing herself down with a peanut bothered me a lot...

The Audi A4 "Progress" commercial makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside....

Mainly because I like going to the Symphony, and enjoy that type of music that accompanies this piece...

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[Typhoon]

The Audi A4 "Progress" commercial makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside....

Mainly because I like going to the Symphony, and enjoy that type of music that accompanies this piece...

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+

shit made me dizz-e

 

[David]

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Please explain to me

W
T
F
!

 

[3 Da Hard Way]

I'm getting tired of that damn ups guy drawing on the board

 

[Nicky]

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Please explain to me

W
T
F
!

I'll explain this to you.... You have two girls in bikinis, cleavage shots.. need I say more. It got your attention alright.

 

[PIP]

I'm getting tired of that damn ups guy drawing on the board

He's not just a douche on tv... He's a douche drawing pictures for ups..

 

[Splitz]

Reminds me of the "Call on Me" video which is classic but just an excuse to look at hot chicks bending over
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