Commercials that strip you of your will to live

[No Offense]

Get your kids one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Major Pumping Required.

I was in Florida in the summer of 2006 visiting a friend. I pretty much got really drunk every night, but one night I decided to take it easy and get to bed early. I fell asleep around midnight and at 4 AM, I got woken up by these girls who lived down the street who came over and invited me over to this party. The "theme" of the party was the Oozinator, and here is what transpired:

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I didn't know what the hell was going on. One minute I am deep asleep having a nice and quiet night, the next I am witnessing all of that.

 

[Maximus]

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Please explain to me

W
T
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David, the title of this thread is "Commercials that strip you of your will to live"....in other words - you hate them with a passion. Are you telling us that a commercial with girls in bikinis dancing around with waffles has stripped you of your will to live?
CDT, is David ghey?

 

[PIP]

Yeah, cdt, get ahold of your little brother's life immediately...

That flapjack commercial is what commercials should be about...

 

[Splitz]

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Please explain to me

W
T
F
!

I may have to use that flapjack jingle this weekend to attempt to seduce my wife. Thanks for the inspiration.

 

[Glen Infante]

Anyone post this awful commercial yet?

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[PIP]

I like the song in this bacardi commercial...

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[Maximus]

Back when Pip and I had the band together we used to write music for some commercials. Here was one of our best.

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[David]

David, the title of this thread is "Commercials that strip you of your will to live"....in other words - you hate them with a passion. Are you telling us that a commercial with girls in bikinis dancing around with waffles has stripped you of your will to live?
CDT, is David ghey?

No, it was kind of a WTF moment, I saw it on Adult Swim like 50 times. After about the 4th time it loses it's values. Especially being half awake at 3 in the morning hearing the word Flapjack WAY MORE than what you should in a day.

But seriously though, it a WTF commercial...

 

[cdt]

It's just like..it's just like..a mini...MALL

 

[Damage]

Amateurs. Nobody put this in yet? C'mon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jubP3t27IQ

 

[Damage]

And this dumb slit didn't see the 3 reds in a row. What a boob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU1K4X_LOxY

 

[Man Called X]

Amateurs. Nobody put this in yet? C'mon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jubP3t27IQ

Actually I did at the beginning of the thread, but I couldn't bear to have any more of his commercials embeded on this website because of Pip doing it a few months back.

My link is just a search on youtube for all the nortons commercials

 

[Damage]

Actually I did at the beginning of the thread, but I couldn't bear to have any more of his commercials embeded on this website because of Pip doing it a few months back.

My link is just a search on youtube for all the nortons commercials

my bad

 

[Man Called X]

my bad

It's okay, I just can't handle that guy's voice. It creeps me out so much. I've had nightmares that involved his voice so I just can't handle seeing his commercials ever again.

 

[Typhoon]

What in the hell was that!?!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
then that old mofo started talkin

scared the shit outta me and full blast on my speakers