Gary Barnidge

[The Wizard of Moz]

Gary holds movie trivia on Twitter every week. First ten people to get his answer right get to go out to a movie with him, then he buys dinner and they talk about the film. What the fuck?! His favorite movie is Goonies, then Forest Gump. Can we just go ahead and make him gm now and build a bust outside the stadium?

I would both kill and die to be the winner of that contest

 

[Maximus]

Cavs should have signed him instead of Tristan...

 

[macbdog]

Gary holds movie trivia on Twitter every week. First ten people to get his answer right get to go out to a movie with him, then he buys dinner and they talk about the film. What the fuck?! His favorite movie is Goonies, then Forest Gump. Can we just go ahead and make him gm now and build a bust outside the stadium?

...the cracks in the armor begin to show...

 

[Maximus]

...the cracks in the armor begin to show...

He's probably just saying that to draw in more chicks to go to the movies...genius.

 

[CavsFinals2016]

Cavs should have signed him instead of Tristan...

At least we know that the A/C wouldn't go out in the finals.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Amazing how this thread started off as a joke by @The Oi based on Barnidge being completely nondescript and boring. Then someone discovers the freak statistical anomoly of undropped passes by a journeyman, backup TE. Good for another little chuckle - ha fucking ha.

But then...it got weird. Barnidge turns out to be not only one of the best pass-catching TE's in the league at the age of 30, but this incredibly cool guy as well. It' now a legitimate tribute thread.

This thread is the RCF Twilight Zone.

 

[Maximus]

He's the Jesus of the NFL...


This kid showed up to the game with no shoes...Gary gave him the ones he was wearing and played shoeless!!!

TWICE!!!!

He was visiting kids at a hospital...he heard the surgeon was running late and took over.





He saw these kids in a store and they had no food...so he bought them food and 2 OVENS!!!!

HE WASHES PEOPLE'S FEET...THEIR FREAKING FEET!!!

 

[MRMsix6]

He's probably just saying that to draw in more chicks to go to the movies...genius.

Gary is at least 6, maybe 7 steps ahead of us mortals.

 

[Chris]

He's the Jesus of the NFL...


This kid showed up to the game with no shoes...Gary gave him the ones he was wearing and played shoeless!!!

TWICE!!!!

He was visiting kids at a hospital...he heard the surgeon was running late and took over.

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He saw these kids in a store and they had no food...so he bought them food and 2 OVENS!!!!

HE WASHES PEOPLE'S FEET...THEIR FREAKING FEET!!!

I knew this was a Max post even before I saw his name, as I scrolled bottom to top. I've been on here too long.

 

[Birdy89]

Thank God Ray Farmer will be gone soon. Otherwise we'd be letting him go for more of those mid/late round compensatory picks as was our free agency strategy last season.

Maybe our new GM will value him enough to spend some of that precious cap space we hoard on him.

 

[The Oi]

Thank God Ray Farmer will be gone soon. Otherwise we'd be letting him go for more of those mid/late round compensatory picks as was our free agency strategy last season.

Maybe our new GM will value him enough to spend some of that precious cap space we hoard on him.

Year 17 of the rebuild:

Find Gary Barnidge's Quarterback.

 

[Lee]

Year 17 of the rebuild:

Find Gary Barnidge's Quarterback.

I don't trust anyone to QB for Barnidge, I say there is only one solution:

Move Barnidge to QB and draw up plays were he throws the ball to himself.

 

[macbdog]

Had a quietly fantastic day yesterday: caught a TD and drew the defense's attention so Hartline could snag the other two TDs. He got a little cocky though and tried to make a one hander later but his hands were too dry I think and he dropped it.

Also I tried to get people to call him Gair-Bear at the game but it didn't seem to catch on.

 

[Soda]

Had a quietly fantastic day yesterday: caught a TD and drew the defense's attention so Hartline could snag the other two TDs. He got a little cocky though and tried to make a one hander later but his hands were too dry I think and he dropped it.

Also I tried to get people to call him Gair-Bear at the game but it didn't seem to catch on.

Don't tell PFF!

Seriously, I think a lot of his game was good. Dude just isn't a very good blocker.

 

[macbdog]

Don't tell PFF!

Seriously, I think a lot of his game was good. Dude just isn't a very good blocker.

Oh he got McCown squished on one play when he o'layed his blocking assignment. Gar-Bear is just too lethal of a receiver to be keeping him back on plays like that though.