Keeping the Lady Happy

[RonG]

Flowers are only effective if you send them to her work, it draws all the females out and they tell her what a great guy she has. Don't under estimate flowers. The main key is to send them out of the blue for absolutly no reason.

 

[The Oi]

You give a woman multiple orgasms, she will be yours for awhile.

Wait...women can have orgasms?

 

[Damage]

^

haha

1. Flowers ALWAYS work, but they especially work, as Max said, during some random day. I sent my gf flowers with a "just because" note on it. Got my sicked duck a lot after that (figuratively and literally).
2. If she likes wine (most slits do), take her to a wine tasting thing. I actually love wine so I'm not opposed to this.
3. Ok, this is uber gay, but I've done it and it has worked like a charm. Get a star registered in her name. You get the star and the galaxy the star is in framed. Believe me, they melt.

 

[The Oi]

2. If she likes wine (most slits do)

That's another one. Women LOVE being called slits.

 

[Nicky]

if you have kids, take them out for awhile. Give them a bath, do their hair. Lord knows that I feel completely overwhlemed with my daughter and I don't get too many breaks :sad:

Also, as I female I can tell you that every guy my BFF talks to, I can't stand. They never seem good enough for her.

And cooking will probably get me every time, especially if there are baked goods at the end of dinner.

 

[Damage]

That's another one. Women LOVE being called slits.

During foreplay, but I digress :chuckles:

 

[aaronbev79]

Since this thread is primarily about what makes your wife happy enough to let you OBSESS over the Cavs like we all do here...I will tell you the secret since I've been married going on ten years.

On the night of the game, do anything that's generally thought of as the "womans" job. Though my wife and I share household responsibilities, I find that if I do a little extra on game night...she'll usually sit and watch the game with me or be cool with me spending the night in the basement watching the game and obsessing over RCF...

I can do what I want -- I can watch every Cavs game without question, but it's always nice to keep the woman happy as well.

 

[Maximus]

On the night of the game, do anything that's generally thought of as the "womans" job.

Are you talking about changing the oil in our cars, taking out the garbage, shoveling the snow, and giving blowjobs? Sorry, but I'd rather just buy her the Prada boots she wants for Christmas instead. :chuckles:

 

[PIP]

Don't but an air hockey table...:shakehead

TRUST ME...

 

[aaronbev79]

Are you talking about changing the oil in our cars, taking out the garbage, shoveling the snow, and giving blowjobs? Sorry, but I'd rather just buy her the Prada boots she wants for Christmas instead. :chuckles:

What? I'd rather do the dishes occaisionally or cook dinner a few nights a week, and then instead spend the money that you're spending on Prada boots on something for myself! You guys have it all backwards -- women rarely need gifts to be happy -- just do the small things with regular consistency. If you are buying things to make your women happy, then you aren't making her happy...you're just always making up for things with your gifts.

 

[The Oi]

Since this thread is primarily about what makes your wife happy enough to let you OBSESS over the Cavs like we all do here...I will tell you the secret since I've been married going on ten years.

On the night of the game, do anything that's generally thought of as the "womans" job. Though my wife and I share household responsibilities, I find that if I do a little extra on game night...she'll usually sit and watch the game with me or be cool with me spending the night in the basement watching the game and obsessing over RCF...

I can do what I want -- I can watch every Cavs game without question, but it's always nice to keep the woman happy as well.

Awesome advice. I am using this. Thank you sir.

 

[Lee]

Are you talking about changing the oil in our cars, taking out the garbage, shoveling the snow, and giving blowjobs? Sorry, but I'd rather just buy her the Prada boots she wants for Christmas instead. :chuckles:

If we could give ourselves blow jobs, we wouldnt need wives, lol....(werent we supposed to keep this thread pg, lol)

 

[aaronbev79]

If we could give ourselves blow jobs, we wouldnt need wives, lol....(werent we supposed to keep this thread pg, lol)

My abs are still sore from checking one last time a week ago -- you never know when you might get that couple extra inches of flexibility that'll get you there.

For those of you still trying...here's a good link:
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

My question is whether or not this guy was serious when writing this article? Or whether it was meant for a joke.

 

[Lee]

My abs are still sore from checking one last time a week ago -- you never know when you might get that couple extra inches of flexibility that'll get you there.

For those of you still trying...here's a good link:
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

My question is whether or not this guy was serious when writing this article? Or whether it was meant for a joke.

One would hope it was just a joke, but you never know. There are some weird people out there.

 

[The Oi]

My question is whether or not this guy was serious when writing this article? Or whether it was meant for a joke.

I was serious when I wrote it. But at the same time I could see how someone would take it as a joke.