Keeping the Lady Happy

[David]

I got you.....


#4. Listen to your woman and be sensative to her feelings: We know they can talk toooo much, but listen to them anyways it makes them feel like what they are saying means something . I remember talking to one of my ex's and she told me that she wasn't in a good mood. So i kind of blew that comment off and started telling her about something that happened to me that day. Right away she got pissed and told me i didn't care about her feelings. I had know idea what she was talkign about, and asked her what the hell did i do. She said i never asked her whats wrong . I just figured she was on the rag or something thats why i didn't bother to ask. So after that it took me a while to calm her down and i had to suck up to her just for something that seemed so small. Even though it didn't work out with this chick, i still learned my lesson.......

GIVE THIS MAN A KLONDIKE BAR!

 

[No Regard]

When I read all these suggestions from you guys, I wonder:

When exactly did you loose your manhood?:S

 

[Damage]

When I read all these suggestions from you guys, I wonder:

When exactly did you loose your manhood?:S

I do?

 

[highplainsdrifter]

I recently asked my wife what her favorite thing was that I do for her. She said she loves it when I bust out and play her a little something on the piano. I don't know how to play our piano.

I'm surprised Pip didn't jump on this line... :uhh:

 

[PIP]

I'm surprised Pip didn't jump on this line... :uhh:

Just trying not to confirm what he ultimately knows...

 

[-KingofKings23-]

Just tell her that you're freinds with PIP and shes all yours! :chuckles:

 

[Deezus]

Since this thread is primarily about what makes your wife happy enough to let you OBSESS over the Cavs like we all do here...I will tell you the secret since I've been married going on ten years.

On the night of the game, do anything that's generally thought of as the "womans" job. Though my wife and I share household responsibilities, I find that if I do a little extra on game night...she'll usually sit and watch the game with me or be cool with me spending the night in the basement watching the game and obsessing over RCF...

I can do what I want -- I can watch every Cavs game without question, but it's always nice to keep the woman happy as well.

Great post... completely true. To add to this, on days when there isn't a game, let her watch all her crappy shows without complaining or asking her to change the channel... Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters (really reallllllly bad,) The Hills, etc. I usually just take my laptop on the couch with me and hang out on here or espn.com. Regardless, she'll be much more likely to let you watch the game in peace without a nag-session. If one occurs, you're armed with the "I sat through (insert horrible mind numbingly dumb tv shows here) this week" comeback. Last, but not least, never, ever, EVER, call them the C-word... they hate that.

 

[Damage]

tell her it's time to remodel the kitchen. New granite counter tops makes the panties drop.

 

[PIP]

Ya know, I always thought that ^^^

Look, fellas, bottom line is this, there's not secret methods here..Just stick to the basics and keep it simple---- if you just tickle her 'little man in the boat' more times than not, you're gonna get yourself one pretty damn happy chick...

Little effort... She's happy.... WIN-WIN

 

[Damage]

Ya know, I always thought that ^^^

Look, fellas, bottom line is this, there's not secret methods here..Just stick to the basics and keep it simple---- if you just tickle her 'little man in the boat' more times than not, you're gonna get yourself one pretty damn happy chick...

Little effort... She's happy.... WIN-WIN

^^
Ha. Little man in the boat reference = $

Hopefully the boat isn't confused with the titanic.

 

[-KingofKings23-]

Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.

 

[aaronbev79]

Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.

I think you've mixed your metaphors...do you know what the little man in the boat actually is?

 

[The Oi]

I think you've mixed your metaphors...do you know what the little man in the boat actually is?

Yeah, I got tricked into going out and blowing him a lot when I was a kid.

 

[Da_James_Gang]

Yeah, I got tricked into going out and blowing him a lot when I was a kid.

:wtf:

 

[The Oi]

:wtf:

Yeah, man. We just sold the boat last year too. Bittersweet.

Bittersweet.